Zach Burnham

Here's to the crazy ones.

[Zach Burnham @zmb781]

@celtics @FCHWPO It’s like his hair migrated south😂

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

The 1️⃣

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

WELCOME TO THE PATRIOTS A.J. BROWN‼️

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

🚨🚨🚨

ESPN sources: The Eagles are trading Pro-Bowl WR A.J. Brown to the Patriots for a 2028 first-round pick and a 2027 fifth-round pick that is the better of New England’s two fifths. The deal that has been speculated on for weeks now finally is happening. Brown and Patriots HC Mike Vrabel are reuniting.

[Rachel Tobac @RachelTobac]

Just worked w/ @CNN on a piece about why I wouldn't upload full financial docs (tax docs, statements, etc) to AI tools due to leakage & hacking risk.
I don't recommend connecting bank accounts to AI tools. It becomes a 1 stop shop for attackers looking to drain your accounts🤖💸

[NFL @NFL]

KICKOFF 2026: A Super Bowl LX rematch to start off the season 🍿

[Brian Armstrong @brian_armstrong]

The crypto market structure bill has PASSED the Senate Banking Committee with a bi-partisan vote!

Historic day for crypto and for the future of digital assets in America. Grateful for the countless hours from lawmakers and staff to strengthen this legislation. Big improvement from where we were in January on rewards, tokenization, DeFi, and CFTC authority. I'm proud we stood up for our customers in that moment, and the bill is better because of it.

Looking forward to a bipartisan law that cements the US as the world's crypto capital. Let's get CLARITY done.

[Corporate Dudes @corporatedudes]

Me trying to explain what I do for work

[NFL @NFL]

Today is

[Abdel @rockkdev]

New Robinhood phishing chain that's kinda beautiful:

1. Attacker creates an RH account using the Gmail dot trick of your email (same inbox, different address)
2. Sets device name to HTML
3. RH's "unrecognized activity" email renders the device name unsanitized (html injection)

The result is a real email from [email protected], DKIM pass, SPF pass, DMARC pass, with a phishing CTA

Just because it's real, doesn't mean it's safe... $HOOD

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Although we don’t yet have the details about the motives behind last night's shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner, it’s incumbent upon all us to reject the idea that violence has any place in our democracy. It’s also a sobering reminder of the courage and sacrifice that U.S. Secret Service Agents show every day. I’m grateful to them – and thankful that the agent who was shot is going to be okay.

[Alexandra Francisco @ByAlFrancisco]

We'll let him know we're a Dunkin team once he gets here...

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

I want to thank everyone for the outpouring of love and thank you for believing in me to lead the company that has always put you at the center of our work. This is not goodbye. It’s a hello to John and I can’t wait for you to get to know him like I do! 🙏

[Anthropic @AnthropicAI]

Introducing Project Glasswing: an urgent initiative to help secure the world’s most critical software.

It’s powered by our newest frontier model, Claude Mythos Preview, which can find software vulnerabilities better than all but the most skilled humans.
https://t.co/NQ7IfEtYk7

[Spider-Man Movie @SpiderManMovie]

A Brand New Day starts now.

Watch the official trailer for Spider-Man: Brand New Day - exclusively in theatres July 31.

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

It's whatever it takes to get your iced coffee...

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

me when I come across a good tweet but twitter refreshes

[Zach Burnham @zmb781]

@WatcherGuru We are so cooked

[Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes]

USPS tracking:

Step 1: We don't think it exists
Step 2: Delivered

[Carolina Football @UNCFootball]

An MVP for the people. 🙌

Let’s go @DrakeMaye2!

#NFLHonors | #SBLX