zoë

be sweet, learn to put the 'honey' in honeydew

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Ho-ho-holocaust denier.

[zoë @zmeadow]

WHy cant people just send me money for doing absolutely nothing

[zoë @zmeadow]

Honestly, I don’t even need a sugar daddy if y’all just wanna Venmo me. I’ll send you a video of me grateful crying🌟💕

[nat @mistyeehaw]

straight girls who fetishise gay men are as disgusting as straight men who fetishise lesbians thanks for coming to my ted talk

[zoë @zmeadow]

Now accepting applications for sugar daddies, ya girl is broke and angry

[zoë @zmeadow]

Helloooo my Venmo is @zoeflower send me money pls💌

[zoë @zmeadow]

Me: my girl like a pillsbury doughboy croissant
A person: how so?
Me: she flakey

[zoë @zmeadow]

Bruh. Tell me why the person who tried to steal my cat is now tagging me in photos on Instagram???? I think the fuck not.

[zoë @zmeadow]

@poetastrologers I feel attacked

[wormhole gurl🪱 @wormhole_etc]

Before u pick up that $80 cheaply screenprinted target wall art that millions of other people have hangin in their home too... consider buying art from A REAL ARTIST!!!! it costs the same, sometimes cheaper, and you support an actual PERSON instead of a corporation 💗

[Thot Pocket @eleanarchy]

┻┳|
┳┻| psst! hey kid!
┻┳|
┳┻|
┻┳|
┳┻|
┻┳|
┻┳|
┳┻|
┻┳|
┳┻| _
┻┳| •.•) any amount of "time
┳┻|⊂ﾉ theft" you ever commit
┻┳| at your job will never
┳┻| equal the wage
┻┳| theft your boss takes
every day

[zoë @zmeadow]

This is the 4th day in a row in which I’ve had less then 3 hours of sleep. I’ll keep you posted🤘🏼

[Katie Moore @kkatie_moore]

Did you know if orcas in sea world suffer from sun burns or blisters they are painted w black zinc oxide to cover up the marks? It’s far past time this company faces the consequences and releases their healthy orcas, and ones in need into a monitored sea pen. #BoycottSeaWorldDay

[𝑯𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒆𝒆 𝑨𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒆 🇵🇦 @HayleeAnise]

I will say this until I die. Fuck. The. Police. Idgaf if yo daddy one or if your brother is one.