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[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

When someone is racıst, I instantly just think: low IQ, limited life experience, not well-travelled, or uneducated.

[Maggie Polk @maggiemaymay99]

9:25……Nine to Five, are you KIDDING ME?!?????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[jason @morecjjj]

People singing happy birthday to you feels like a real life unskippable ad

[A. @mrbucks__]

I was put on this earth to go out to dinner.

[k @ysljennii]

my greatest pleasure is getting home and walking around like this

[ً @artfuIchaos]

the only time i beg is to differ

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

yeah breakups suck but have you ever been in love with a restaurant that closed down

[BB. 🇦🇱 @6illy___]

I’m working on a new slur for people who get to ticket barriers and THEN start getting their phone/wallet/oyster out

[Ele 🌻 @elenadesaa1999]

Querido Apple, el iPod necesita volver. No por nostalgia. Por los padres que quieren que sus hijos amen la música y los audiolibros sin un navegador, redes sociales y todo el internet adherido a ello.

[¥ @laylanaiim]

And for the lady, perhaps a soft, low cortisol life & a calm nervous system.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham has announced that rapists and serious child sex offenders are now banned from being released early from prison

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

I hate when people at work ask you what books you are reading for professional development. I am reading books to counteract the effects of being professionally developed. I am reading books that bring me back to being human.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

my greatest pleasure is getting home and walking around like this:

[EsDeeKid @esdeekidd]

are you climbing this mountain for the world to see you or to see the world

[fàgó @Fago9ere]

Getting fly just to go eat, drink, and laugh with the loml is my idea of a good time

[⛧kai⛧🏒🚨🪽 @kailovesharry]

Not to sound like a boomer but working with younger gen z is unfortunately giving me boomer mentality 😭 like im not saying you should take shit at your job but like you have to do the job???? Like you have to actually do the work in order to keep the job 😭😭😭😭😭

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when your bf isn’t a fkn loser

[viehcy 🪅 @foreeeeeal]

So humiliating when I go get ice cream with people who order flavors like Earl Gray or Lavender or Lemon and then my greedy ass orders like Chocolate Chipper Double Dipper Brownie Explosion Landslide

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Ibuprofen looking around in my body not knowing where to start:

[han @rmafcs]

hang it in the louvre