Jared Morris

Facial hair is where it's at.

[Jared Morris @znimrod]

@spurs @HEB #PorVida

[Jared Morris @znimrod]

@spurs @HEB GSG!!!

[Jared Morris @znimrod]

@Whataburger About time, been waiting for years. But why limited time? Should be back for good.

[Jared Morris @znimrod]

@MLB Still can’t get a reason why @astros are blacked out in the Dallas area for https://t.co/SeUq6Fyh8N. Been asking for years. Their games aren’t televised in this local market, why the blackout restriction?

[Jared Morris @znimrod]

@MLB Sure wish I could watch the @astros on mlbtv, but for some reason you or other powers that be have decided that they’re local in the DFW area. #stoptheblackouts

[Jared Morris @znimrod]

The Bad Boys of St. Louis
#MLBPostseason #Cardinals #Dodgers

[Jared Morris @znimrod]

3 things about that #UCFvsDuke Game: 1) I knew that blown alley oop would come back to bite #UCF. 2) It’s a shame Tacko is so uncoordinated. 3) Zion is the only thing #Duke has going for them.

[Coyote @SpursCoyote]

Comb a mans hair and he’ll look good for a minute. Give a man a comb and he’ll throw it away and chase you off court... @rolopez42

[Jared Morris @znimrod]

Don’t stop there, get some more Suns players while they’re at it.

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

Sources: Lakers trying to acquire Suns forward Trevor Ariza in a three-team deal. https://t.co/EzgOxFem60

[Jamie McMurray @jamiemcmurray]

What’s your favorite @McDonalds #TrickTreatWin @TeamChevy Camaro ZL1 for @kansasspeedway? RT for purple, LIKE for yellow!

We will be selecting 25 lucky fans to receive a $25 Arch Card to give you more chances to Trick. Treat. Win!

[Jared Morris @znimrod]

@NBATV Well Kawhi and Boogie aren’t returning, they’re additions. And how can you measure between Kyrie and Hayward when they’ll be playing together on the same team? But good try.

[Kyle Larson @KyleLarsonRacin]

We had a ton of great submissions for our @TooToughToTame @DCSolar throwback scheme and have finally picked our favorite.

Now I need your help to reveal it!

For every 500 RTs I'll unveil a piece of the car. The faster you RT, the faster I'll reveal the car! #BojanglesSo500

[Jared Morris @znimrod]

That angle makes the arm length seem a bit disproportionate. Carry on...#NASCAR

[Matt Groseclose @mgroseclose]

Stopped to see the @AllWaltrip statue at @KySpeedway 2 weeks ago in my travels. Saw the track from outside the fence, but missed race weekend by 14 days.

[Cole Custer @ColeCuster]

By popular demand:

For 5,000 retweets and likes I’ll go full mullet and stache for Darlington. You’ve got a month. #nascar #mullet #retweet

[Jared Morris @znimrod]

Yeah I’ll take some #grampashoes11! https://t.co/ujwu4T2j1l

[Manu Ginobili @manuginobili]

Anybody wants a souvenir? Just found this game worn pair of shoes from '11. To have a chance to win, tweet #grampashoes11.
📍 Only 🇺🇲 this time.
⏳ I'll draw the winner @ 7p CT.

[Jared Morris @znimrod]

Manu. Ginobili. #Greatness https://t.co/8fh1P71DPq

[Jimmie Johnson @JimmieJohnson]

Anyone who RTs this Tweet is eligible to win my @LowesRacing @RichmondRaceway hat. I will pick a random winner at 9amET tmrw. #jjswag

[Jared Morris @znimrod]

For real? We’re doing this? He’s only played 7 games. 🙄 #moremeaninglesslistsandstats https://t.co/8htTEiZNKw

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Anthony Davis and Michael Jordan.

That's the complete list.

[Jimmie Johnson @JimmieJohnson]

Anyone who RTs this Tweet is eligible to win my @LowesRacing @BMSupdates hat. I will pick a random winner at 9amET tmrw. #jjswag

[Jimmie Johnson @JimmieJohnson]

Anyone who RTs this Tweet is eligible to win my @LowesRacing @MartinsvilleSwy hat. I will pick a random winner at 9amET tmrw. #jjswag