Zach Zobel

Member of the Chinese climate change hoax committee United States division. Personal account. Views are my own.

[Zach Zobel @zobe_sb]

@BigJoeBastardi Landslide caused the seismic signature. Do better if you want to lie to people

[Prof. Ryan Katz-Rosene @ryankatzrosene]

For those wondering why it's so hard to control remote wildfires in Canada, here are two maps which might help illustrate the problem. Let's call them: A) Where the people are; and B) Where the trees are.

[Zach Zobel @zobe_sb]

Me to my 2 year old tonight after pulling the Costco hotdogs out of the freezer today.

[CNN @CNN]

An outbreak of diarrhea caused by the parasite cyclospora has risen to more than 3,000 cases in Michigan and Ohio, and the ongoing investigation suggests lettuce or salad greens may be the source.

However, Michigan health officials said other foods can’t be ruled out and no specific type, grower or supplier has been identified as the source. https://t.co/UT0r5kbgM5

[Zach Zobel @zobe_sb]

Start him

[FanDuel Sports @FanDuelSports]

Belgium lost the appeal of Folarin Balogun's eligibility tonight.

However, they said they "reserve all options" if he's on the team sheet tonight 😳

Uh oh.

(via @AdamCrafton_)

[Dataracer @Dataracer117]

Brazilian FIFA referee Rafeal Claus - who gave the US a ridiclous red card today - was accused of match fixing by "irregular red cards" in Brazil's Series A in 2023.

Claus had to testify in the investigation, but evaded charges bc of no direct evidence. FIFA stays corrupt AF.

[Jeff Byrne III 🇻🇦 @JeffByrneIII]

Someone give this guy citizenship

[Zach Zobel @zobe_sb]

Don’t you dare fuck with Michelle. I’m ready to riot

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

“Michelle Obama is a man” shouted on the White House lawn in a ring sponsored by Bud Light only available on Larry Ellison’s Paramount Plus. What a way to celebrate America 250 and the twilight of liberal democracy.

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

So far this World Cup has been a great reminder that we make too many assumptions about one another, and that the vast majority of humanity is awesome.

It's been pretty damn refreshing, honestly.

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

The World Cup isn’t real. What do you mean the Mexican and South Korean fans celebrated their victories yesterday by dancing to Gangnam Style?

[Zach Zobel @zobe_sb]

@schlittlerera If you think Indiana is cheering for the Knicks you don’t know ball

[The Root @TheRoot]

A Louisiana resident who identified himself as Marshawn delivered a fiery, emotional speech to lawmakers during a state Senate hearing over redistricting Monday, accusing Republicans of trying to “cheat” Black voters out of political power.

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

This one's for you, Bobby ❤️

[Zach Zobel @zobe_sb]

Not going to lie this one really sucks. Sleep easy coach

[Chad Casey @WxFanaticCC]

Dog sheltering from baseball size hail in Chattanooga, OK 6:35pm

[Zach Zobel @zobe_sb]

@BenJustJamin13 @SK_NFL JO for sure over PG and pascal

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

Sir, terrorists have flown planes into the Twin Towers and the Pentagon what do you want to do?

“Convene the Joint Chiefs and the White House architect. We need a ballroom.”

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

Posting like this while defunding the forest and national park service is such bullshit, man

[Covie @covie_93]

No ballroom for trump, give him some thoughts and prayers and a bulletproof backpack.

That's what schoolchildren get.

[Zach Zobel @zobe_sb]

TMZ right now

[Acyn @Acyn]

Boebert on Swalwell and Gonzalez: I think they should’ve been expelled. We need to look into ways to censure, with aspects to say you can’t have your pension—you can’t leave here with all your taxpayer-funded benefits after such shameful acts that cause you to resign from Congress.

[Zach Zobel @zobe_sb]

@Facts_for_ @UziCryptoo lol you are actually a child. Sorry I didn’t know. Go back to your GameCube or N64