Zoë Ezrailson

I am awesome. Space dork. Pastry chef. Animal lover. Proud DC native.

[Zoë Ezrailson @Zoe453]

@MahikRani50377 Central vacuum

[Zoë Ezrailson @Zoe453]

The American government hates the American people.

[Zoë Ezrailson @Zoe453]

@NWStadium traffic might flow better if your employees were paying attention

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@cvspharmacy your check in screens make picking up a prescription so much longer.

[Zoë Ezrailson @Zoe453]

Let me get this straight. We lifted oil sanctions on Russia. Who is fighting against Ukraine and helping Russia which means they’re fighting against us twice? Yet we’re helping them fund the war we’re fighting them against? Make any of this make sense

[Zoë Ezrailson @Zoe453]

@MayorBowser @dcdmv wow! You make people stand it the cold to return their plates with no information that this would be required. You should be ashamed that you can’t at least protect people from the elements

[Zoë Ezrailson @Zoe453]

@KLambroza @DCDPW Right around the corner. DC stopped putting any effort in

[Zoë Ezrailson @Zoe453]

@DCDPW We’re going on 2 weeks with no trash or recycling pick up

[Zoë Ezrailson @Zoe453]

@DCDPW Haven’t even touched my neighborhood

[Zoë Ezrailson @Zoe453]

@DCDPW What about tomorrow??

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@jsidman The people that follow you are scary! These comments lack all humanity

[Zoë Ezrailson @Zoe453]

I don’t agree with much this lady says but I do agree with this!

[Mayor Muriel Bowser @MayorBowser]

Washington, DC is a beautiful city.

DC is home to 700K people and welcomes millions every year.

We have the #1 park system, fantastic public schools, and a tremendous public transportation system.

And we are at a 30-year low in violent crime.

It's important for all who live here and visit to know how beautiful our city is and how proud we are of all that we've accomplished.

[Zoë Ezrailson @Zoe453]

High performing employees only work with high performing leaders.

[Zoë Ezrailson @Zoe453]

Did we forget to tariff North Sentinel Island?

[Zoë Ezrailson @Zoe453]

How much are Madagascar vanilla beans gonna cost now?

[Zoë Ezrailson @Zoe453]

America, bringing the rest of the world together one tariff at a time.

[Zoë Ezrailson @Zoe453]

@RepJeffries Wow, Democrats have really lost the plot! This does not bring me comfort this scares me

[Zoë Ezrailson @Zoe453]

@benduchek @DCDPW It’s been 11 days with no trash or recycling pick up. It’s disgusting if I didn’t do my job for 11 days I wouldn’t have it.

[Zoë Ezrailson @Zoe453]

@DCDPW You haven’t picked up the trash or recycling in my neighborhood in 11 days! 6 inches of snow is no reason for this. What are my tax dollars going to???????????

[Zoë Ezrailson @Zoe453]

@Newsguy41 Arnold Palmer