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unintelligible rants 🏳️‍🌈

[zoë @zoe_dorman]

@Profargandist @MiserableSDFan Kooouuzz 🫠 aw

[zoë @zoe_dorman]

@thestevenwoods Glad pitcher got them out of the inning 😩 felt so bad for him

[Nick Godin @FlyingOrr]

Rashee Rice was going 119mph before crashing his Lamborghini, hitting six vehicles, injuring four people, then fleeing the scene. He's lucky nobody died.

Bizarre behavior from a team considering Rice hasn't shown remorse. His "remorse" was even questioned by the judge as being potentially insincere.

The Chiefs suck.

[Sean Doherty @seandoherty]

I mean this with zero snark: queer people really do have community in a way I hope straight people find some day

[marvièn @mvn_dn]

Are the groceries cheap yet

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

Thankfully wages have kept pace

[Devin @MrQuilvioVergas]

Freddie Freeman got those Televangelist teeth

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

It’s time to have a conversation about RFK being a nevernude with those jeans

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

“Eh he’s kind of overrated.”

This Little Leaguer had no interest in meeting Juan Soto

[Eric (No Longer Miserable) @MiserableSDFan]

Bitch ass dylan cease man. With his bitch ass hair, and his bitch ass mustache, and his bitch ass command, and his bitch ass mound presence. Fuck him

[zoë @zoe_dorman]

Blake snells annoying ass veneers 😭

[C-Bo the Eggman @CBoTheEggman]

So shocking that a Republican president is driving the economy into a recession just like every Republican president has done for the last 50 years.

[Mo @audacityofDOPE_]

Halle Berry, a household name, was supposed to take time away from her breadwinning career to “cook and clean” for a man I’ve never heard of?! LMAOOOO! According to their net worths, he needed to be the one throwing the apron on and cleaning the house too

[Ramón Laureano @ramonlaureano22]

#NewProfilePic

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

We are in the most boring culture war of all time

[zoë @zoe_dorman]

@IMSOBLASTED1 Same 😅

[Connor @23cmcpadres]

Xander Bogaerts knowing he would’ve grounded into a DP to end the inning so he let Bryce Johnson come in to strikeout which gave Jake Cronenworth the chance to win the game.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

the gop is the most succesful force of terrorism on the planet. nothing comes close to the metric ton of violence it dishes out overseas and at the domestic level. it directly kills its own voter base with glee as long as it can get better returns for their capital masters