zoe

[zoe @zoeangelo55]

@AnimalsCaption

[Crappy Cheapo Architecture @CheapoCrappy]

Fun on a budget

[zoe @zoeangelo55]

@NrdHerderCast Baby wee dunn

[zoe @zoeangelo55]

Diversity win! This wheel of fortune contestant meowed on national television

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

native spanish speakers: our language is spoken by nearly half a billion people and has existed for over 1500 years

taco bell: cool well we made up some new words for y’all

[zoe @zoeangelo55]

@JediSympathiser The only one on my phone rn

[smaller columbo @smallercolumbo]

baked bean (1)

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

‘I am not hungry now,’ said the Dark Frog. ‘I have eaten too many tasty frog children. But after I jump rope one hundred times, I will be hungry again. Then I will eat YOU!'

[buddhatree @buddhatree]

CDC says when you've reached the center of a Tootsie Pop, your quarantine is over.

[Shannon Locke @ElLockeLawGroup]

CDC says go ahead and talk to the police they just want to hear your side of the story

[no context schitt’s creek @nocontxtSC]

The CDC says I'm a little bit…I'm a little bit…I'm a little bit…I'm a little bit a--La la la-la la la la, a little bit Alexis

[roslyn 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 @roslyntalusan]

the cdc says that cats can have little a salami,, as a treat

[Best of Nextdoor 🏡 @bestofnextdoor]

Interested in a chicken teddy bear, perhaps???

[zoe @zoeangelo55]

U helped clean it when you cluttered your workbench with my headphones 😽 /nm

[Brock Angelo @brockangelo]

My workbench when I berate my kids about cleaning their rooms

[zoe @zoeangelo55]

@bot_bones

[zoe @zoeangelo55]

@controverSW Thought this was a controversy account

[zoe @zoeangelo55]

@PearlsFromMyrna 😢

[zoe @zoeangelo55]

@brockangelo “Got an outrageous amount of weeds! I can fix it!” But the outrageous part is how few there are

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

This particular Pyrex dish is haunted.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i am just going to be honest. i deserve 1 million kisses. every day