Zoe

[Zoe @zoebell]

ouch....... Ihave a HUGE cut on my back.... how'd that happen?

[Zoe @zoebell]

I'm in your lap.. sleepin for hours...

[Zoe @zoebell]

what a NIIIIIICE day...... It's caturday!

[Zoe @zoebell]

I be honting moths naoui.... k thx. bai.

[Zoe @zoebell]

hm..... there's chicken on the counter... I'm going to jump up there and eat it.

[Zoe @zoebell]

adding some human friends to twitter.......

[Zoe @zoebell]

my human needs to feed me.........

[Zoe @zoebell]

I'm exhausted. Trying to escape from this cell is hard work. Time to sleep.

[Zoe @zoebell]

The birds outside my window look delicious but they're tormenting me. Just wait until I free myself from this cage.

[Zoe @zoebell]

I'm going to knock over my water bowl to protest this cruel and unusual punishment. Geneva conventions here people!

[Zoe @zoebell]

My human just fed me some food.. While it's clear that I need to lose weight he continue's feeding me expensive food.