Jason Carlin

Design guy / cat person

[Ted Danson @TedDanson]

Book of Dougs : a Latin poem by Ovid
#TheGoodPlace

[Jason Carlin @escapist]

I haven’t been on this platform much for a while. Just pretending it doesn’t exist I guess.

But here are 30 minutes of reasons never to come back.

Later, skaters.

Twitter: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) https://t.co/ChSB2eAo61

[Jason Carlin @escapist]

Fun fact: You can still fly without a Real ID if you pinky swear not to do it again

[Jason Carlin @escapist]

At Hot Mulligan and Drug Church at the Palladium and I’d like to report that I am very old

[Jason Carlin @escapist]

It’s tough to choose because Jim Rash’s Dean Pelton is amazing in every scene, but this might be my favorite https://t.co/37cMNIurU6

[Jason Carlin @escapist]

@Delta Why does upgrading my seats from economy to first require over an hour with customer support and a bunch of forms? What the hell is going on

[Jason Carlin @escapist]

@hemeon “Learn to code”

[Jason Carlin @escapist]

Congrats to the @browsercompany team!

[The Browser Company @browsercompany]

Today, The Browser Company of New York is entering into an agreement to be acquired by Atlassian for $610M in an all-cash transaction.

We will operate independently, with Dia as our focus. Our objective is to bring Dia to the masses.

🔗 More details from our team below

[Jason Carlin @escapist]

@Sonos Any plans to support Alexa+ in the near future? Not that I assume you can share that information here, just thought I’d ask.

[Jason Carlin @escapist]

Guess whose got black thumbs and just spilled a bottle of leather dye!

[Jason Carlin @escapist]

I can’t remember the last time I had a customer support experience as unreasonable and unprofessional as the exchange I just had with @UberEats.

Uninstalled the app. DoorDash from now on.

[Jason Carlin @escapist]

Recessed lights in my living room… do I want a dozen smart bulbs or a couple smart switches?

[Jason Carlin @escapist]

Know how Jonathan Davis kinda sings with two different voices? Like nasally whine and a tough guy scream?

He totally stole that from Jewel. Who definitely stole it from Bjork. Who 100% stole it from Pee Wee Herman.

[Jason Carlin @escapist]

You can learn a lot about a man from his music search history

[Jason Carlin @escapist]

@hemeon @Mirror_hq Gimme

[Jason Carlin @escapist]

@VividVivka Guess this sad clown costume is gonna go to waste

[Jason Carlin @escapist]

@BrettFromDJ Looks lovely but this image is tiny! Would love to see more detail.

[Jason Carlin @escapist]

@mds I feel the same way about design

[Jason Carlin @escapist]

@ormanclark <h1>👋 I'm _Jason_, a multidisciplinary designer based in _Los Angeles_, with a focus on _product strategy_ and a love of _common sense_</h1>