Zoë Henderson

I tweet because it's more socially acceptable than constantly muttering outloud to myself. (she/her)

[twilight bot🍎 @twilightscript]

You better hold on tight, spider monkey.

[Zoë Henderson @zoeboomafoo]

@goofyfl0wer Highly recommend “mad matter” as well- slightly different consistency (softer and stays together more?)

[Zoë Henderson @zoeboomafoo]

@_squinnn Ty for being brave and saying this

[Jen Rice @jen_rice_]

the kids today don't even know this ever happened

[Zoë Henderson @zoeboomafoo]

@aallisoooonnn For ur sake or for baby’s sake lmao

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@dono_tweets She’s a gym bro

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@Bridge_Raftery What about a chicken suit @ArchieMcPhee

[WSVN 7 News @wsvn]

AWW: Cellphone video captured a group of otters playing in the snow in Seattle. https://t.co/PJf6zCKNP8

[Zoë Henderson @zoeboomafoo]

I haven’t even said merry Chrysler to anyone yet dammit

[Zoë Henderson @zoeboomafoo]

@youaregoodpod When I was ~7 and my brother ~10, he had the idea to leave a Polaroid camera out with the cookies and a note asking for a pic. Xmas morning, there was a photo of our living room & a note back saying bc of his magic he didn’t show up in photos. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ my parents put in work!

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My nanny family had a food delivery that included a bunch of dry ice and they’re letting me take the dry ice home to play with HEYOOOOO

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@Bridge_Raftery You should get an advent calendar because they’re 24 days long lol

[Zoë Henderson @zoeboomafoo]

@tewsdey Ok so I am very obsessed with this baby & dog combo 🥹🥹🥹

[Zoë Henderson @zoeboomafoo]

Fall vibes

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Why he hold it like that #LoveIsBlind

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@Bridge_Raftery ☠️☠️☠️

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Had the sudden impulse to try and make deviled eggs for the first time and you know what? They’re freaking delicious and it was easy as hell.

[Zoë Henderson @zoeboomafoo]

@Bridge_Raftery But they went diving into the deep sea and risked a trip to a volcano for that deodorant!!

[Zoë Henderson @zoeboomafoo]

Ugh I love a cozy mid October day in WA- 84° and smokey 😍😒