CT jones

mama kudos for saying that @rollingstone they/them

[CT jones @zoectjones]

It’s not everyday that you wake up and make MrBeast crashout so hard he unleashes she/they shooters en masse

[fka brecht apologist @_madisontayt]

sitting in my stoop in bedstuy and and trying to eat some of this vegan ube ice cream i just developed while i wait for this european man to send me an uber to williamsburg for our date but my roommate just moved out and she took all the spoons because she technically owns them

[Jane Schoenbrun @sapphicspielbrg]

We Want to Help People Have Good Sex

[CT jones @zoectjones]

HBO just added The Bold Type so if you don't see me for three weeks its because i'll be fully immersed in my favorite fictional world

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

some of these heated rivalry tweets… check to see if your tv is glowing

[brittany spanos @ohheybrittany]

you should listen to hayley williams 🥲

https://t.co/bJkRQCVmAZ

[CT jones @zoectjones]

Why is everyone and their mother talking about hockey smut? For @RollingStone I talked to the team behind Heated Rivalry about what exactly makes hockey the perfect setting for a steamy romance https://t.co/4U3vHARDVL

[CT jones @zoectjones]

My version of heaven is one where Da'Vine Joy Randolph is cast in every film ever. So after I finished crying over Eternity I chatted with her for @RollingStone https://t.co/js2LaH8oTb

[CT jones @zoectjones]

I LOVE MESS

[Ryan Lizza @RyanLizza]

https://t.co/vPxx1lT4xL

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Here take this @andrewcuomo

[CT jones @zoectjones]

This is such a colossal mistake on so many fronts that people are gonna write books about it https://t.co/9yTErsUo4I

[CT jones @zoectjones]

everybody want to know what I would do if I didn't win...

I guess we'll never know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘ADULTS’ has been renewed for Season 2 at FX.

[jimmy falun gong @eviIcherub]

let’s get unc tonight
you can be my chopped kate moss tonight

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

not for nothing but Zohran is the kind of mayor I’d like the Muppets to interact with. I think he would protect them.

[CT jones @zoectjones]

can't believe people are dunking on this tweet like a Managing Editor gig isn't a masthead level position

this is screaming that you only want independently wealthy people in journalism

[Kaitlyn Tiffany @kait_tiffany]

what a fucking joke lol

[claira curtis @clairacurtis]

so many exceptional Diane Keaton roles but I’ll always especially treasure her work in one of my childhood favorites: Because I Said So :(

[CT jones @zoectjones]

@lachancenaomi27 What gorgeous memories of the best boy ❤️🫡

[CT jones @zoectjones]

Flying the diva flag at half mast

[TMZ @TMZ]

#Exclusive 💔 Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have separated... https://t.co/PjCCStbmkm

[CT jones @zoectjones]

Are you nervous about The Summer I Turned Pretty finale? Well, I'm stoked — mostly because I hope the end of the show can also end the collective delusion that's trapped people in its grasp. Wrote about it for @RollingStone https://t.co/850zJXecy5

[Variety @Variety]

Hannah Einbinder on saying "Free Palestine" in her Emmys acceptance speech.

"It is my obligation as a Jewish person to distinguish Jews from the state of Israel. Our religion and our culture is such an important and long-standing institution that is really separate to this sort of ethnonationalist state." https://t.co/D7ME3jRDEm

[Jai Thee Unemployed ☺️ @DreadedJai]

“When we decline to speak ill of the dead, it’s because we have compassion for the living. In this respect, I am sorry for Kirk’s children. I don’t know if Kirk was a good father, but if he was, that does little to mitigate the damage he did to other people’s children.”