Maybe: Mrs. Davis

Educator | Wife | Dog Mom | Margarita Enthusiast

[Maybe: Mrs. Davis @zoedeann]

my loverboy♥️

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

broccoli had such bad pr growing up. what an elite vegetable

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Adults having breakfast at a friend’s apartment before heading off to work is the biggest lie television ever told anyone.

[Jeff Sunday @TheDegenWeekly]

I think fireworks are kind of like Easter eggs. After a certain age you just stop caring about them

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Someone please explain to me how most of my neighbors are living at or below the poverty line, yet have somehow acquired 12 hours’ worth of fireworks.

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

As I’m getting older, I do NOT want to hear fireworks all night bro wrap this shit up by 10PM before I turn into a Karen & start calling the cops

[Jane Dashley @JaneDashley]

I can't wait to see what Taylor Swift does with her big ass bangs for her wedding day

[Kay @sayheykay_]

Sincere’s dumbass keeps saying immerge instead of immerse and it’s pissing me tf off #loveislandusa

[C O U R T N E Y @icourtneycries]

i am literally gasping for air

[brycey @gngbryce]

A straight girl from HS does not play about changing her IG handle immediately after walking down the aisle

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Sometimes you're eating a salad and it feels like it's never going to end

[B 🇫🇷 | #trinityfc #brinityfc @akgaecentral]

Bryce’s behavior makes so much more sense when you find out he was scouted for love island and didn’t apply LMAOO like he didn’t know wtf he was signing up for and now he’s depressed asf at the thought of losing his girl 😭😭😭 he’s the only man not scrambling for a backup rn

[v 🖤 @veespasms]

can love island challenges go back to their roots like there was absolutely no reason i had to see women sucking on men’s feet tonight

[sere ᯓ★ @333deluxes]

😭😭😭

[Phoebe Juliette 🌸 @phearless_]

It’s hella people in their 30’s single with no kids. Don’t let social media fool you.

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink

They have a salt circle that wards off evil

[jane’s fonda @jonesingforwhat]

the actual reunion hosts since Andy wasn’t up to the task #SummerHouse

[Tequilafied @margaritasippin]

“our early days, like 6 weeks ago?” CLOCK IT #summerhouse

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

I think love island needs to be 25+