zoe

i'm a really cool person

[zoe @zoeformayor]

@OctopusEnergy sent a dm

[zoe @zoeformayor]

@angelinyourhead Like I

[zoe @zoeformayor]

@vvitchymama Yyn you you by try yyyiu

[zoe @zoeformayor]

@NOWHelpTeam our broadband has gone down and won’t let us on the server checker as my elderly grandfather has forgot his password and can’t reset it due to no internet for his computer, is there network wide issues ?

[ellie middleton 🌻 @elliemidds]

can safely say that, as a cis woman, i have never ever felt threatened by or unsafe around a trans women. i do, however, feel unsafe around men most days! hope this helps :)

[zoe @zoeformayor]

How can he sit and preach love through generations in the same conversation as spurring transphobic comments?!

Get this man out of our government pronto. #GeneralElectionN0W

[Sky News @SkyNews]

'We shouldn't be bullied into believing people can be any sex they want to be, they can't. A man is a man and a woman is a woman', says Prime Minister Rishi Sunak.

https://t.co/xItZsH7tea

📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

[zoe @zoeformayor]

It’s been 84 years….

But I am FINALLY going to see the Barbie movie tonight!!!!! Eeeeeeeek

[zoe @zoeformayor]

IM GOING TO SEE TAYLOR SWIFT. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[zoe @zoeformayor]

Why do hospitals always smell like soup

[zoe @zoeformayor]

@lucyfag Like I feel like I have to stay small /lose even more weight now cos everyone is commenting! I know there are worse things in the world to complain about but like loosing so much weight so quick is NOT a good thing!!

[zoe @zoeformayor]

So lately I’ve lost weight & dropped 2 dress sizes due stress n anxiety and everyone who comments on it is like wow how’ve you lost so much weight I reply it wasn’t intentional I’m just very stressed and they reply saying OH WELL IT LOOKS GREAT ON YOU

[zoe @zoeformayor]

Also I dunno if anyone cares but I now have chickens

[zoe @zoeformayor]

Like no it doesn’t ???? I’ve been so stressed & anxious I either forget to eat or the idea of it makes me sick!
Just proof people only approve of ur appearance when ur ✨skinny✨

[zoe @zoeformayor]

When I die bury me in a jumpsuit

[zoe @zoeformayor]

Today was my first chance of a lie-in, in months. So naturally I woke up at 6am 🙃

[zoe @zoeformayor]

@forthewildflwrs You are so beautiful 🥰

[zoe @zoeformayor]

I don’t think Ophelia has done a full week at school since September. She just seems to catch every bug going. Now she has a vomiting bug 😫 give ma poor bbz a break plzzzz

[zoe @zoeformayor]

@bebostunner It’s exhausting and I usually forget. I was totally against it till my MIL bought them 🤪😫

[zoe @zoeformayor]

Anyone else think people take the elf on the shelf thing way too far and basically traumatise their kids. I make mine hide/set them up with some toys, just simple but fun stuff. Non of the sneaking into their room n drawing on the kids shite

[zoe @zoeformayor]

Can’t believe it’s the 7th of December and I don’t have my Christmas tree up. This is the latest I’ve ever put my decs up 😂😂