EmounicornJJ

Horny for Halloween

[Logical Nonsense @LogicalThot]

THIS.
THIS is what AI should be used for.
Not mass surveillance and generating things a two year old with a crayon could draw

[DragonheartCafe ꒰🍃🍵꒱ | Live2D & Artist VTuber @DragonheartCafe]

So happy that the UK government uses the same alert system which tells you if you’re about to get nuked to ask you to please not have a bbq

[Raksha @caraksha103]

Nothing improves employee morale quite like announcing record profits and then explaining there’s no budget for pay rises… in the same meeting.

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

Renting in the UK is fucking backwards.

You can spend £1,200 a month paying someone else's mortgage.

That's £14,400 a year going towards an asset you'll never own.

But the bank won't give you an £800 a month mortgage because you “can't afford the repayments.”

Apparently £1,200 a month is affordable when it goes to your landlord.

But £800 a month is suddenly unaffordable when it goes towards owning the place yourself.

Make it make sense.

[Harpy✨🇵🇸 @eldritchharpy]

they won't bring them back because now we have to buy 15 different devices to do all these things and they'll each only last about a year before they break and we gotta buy another one. Capitalism doesn't breed innovation, it just makes things less useful AND more expensive

[Rachel L @rachlove31]

We have trains derailing because tracks are buckling in the heat, homes on fire, water is running out, crop yields and feed for animals are struggling and there is no rain in the forecast. The climate is a full blown emergency and we need the government to lead on it

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

I hate work.

Like, I HATE work.

Not necessarily my job. I hate the whole fking system of waking up at the same time, driving to the same place, doing the same shit for five days straight just to earn two days of “freedom” that I’m too exhausted to actually enjoy.

Saturday is spent recovering.

Sunday is spent thinking about Monday.

Then Monday comes, and we do the whole damn thing AGAIN.

I’m not lazy. I work. I show up. I handle my sh*t.

I just refuse to believe we were put on this earth to spend most of our lives waiting for the weekend.

[Reaper✭ @traplikedave]

I miss when CGI was an art form and not a way to cut costs.

[ryan gosling especial polenta e droga @nhenhetinha_]

começando a novamente ter pensamentos e comportamentos de "só quero ficar deitada quietinha"

SAI DEPRESSÃO SAI SAI SAI SAI SAI

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

it is unethical to make people pay for parking at a hospital or medical center. you will never convince me otherwise.

[jae 🇦🇷 @WICKEDMINYARD]

me da risa que la jirafa bebé no tiene otra anatomía es literalmente una jirafa versión mini

[EmounicornJJ @zoejam1]

Post like this annoy me so much because yes you can find cheap food but you also need the gas/electric to cook it. The plates/pots/pans to eat it with. The cleaning products to wash up after. It is never as simple as 52p rice.

[hodgestick @hodge_stick]

you there, poor person. eat exclusively dry tuna and rice, a clearly very nutritious and tasty meal.

[pinkleftygirl @pinkleftygirl]

Calling r*pe “non-consensual sex” is like calling robbery “non-consensual shopping.”
Stop softening violence.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

top 5 horror movies:

1. having a job.
2. not having a job.
3. applying for jobs.
4. the job market.
5. the concept of working my whole life.

[Nasty Poet @nxstypxet]

La gente piensa que la depresión significa que estás triste y llorando todo el tiempo. La depresión para mí es estar atrapado en una dimensión desconocida. No puedo pensar, no respondo a las cosas, nada es interesante, simplemente me siento vacío. no estoy triste, solo en blanco. Tengo un montón de días como este y son difíciles.

[Nisa ♀ @nisafeminista]

Once again, a daily reminder that more than 230 MILLION GIRLS alive today went through female genital mutilation, 650 MILLION WOMEN were once child brides, 2.4 BILLION WOMEN still don't have full economic rights and only 14 COUNTRIES have full rights for women.

[J @stillmej_]

People don’t understand that suicidal thoughts isn’t “I want to die” It’s “I can’t live like this anymore.”

[Wickedest Divinity @FuukTwitar]

1- Voting
2- Higher education
3- Bodily autonomy

And for extra credit: PANTS, you dumb bitch.