zoe

[zoe @zoek1999]

last night i had a dream

[zoe @zoek1999]

POV: You’re halfway on the drive home with your country town pastry in hand. The carsick tablets have kicked in. Singalongs are on. Life is good.

[zoe @zoek1999]

@g_luvs_jb Me 🛶🛶💕

[zoe @zoek1999]

When you’re having a singing ballad moment but also ✨eye contact✨ with surrounding cars

[zoe @zoek1999]

Imagine you’re 21 and you agreed to do the Sunday morning shift during lockdown... but now you can’t get out. #trapped #sleep? #mightdie

[zoe @zoek1999]

Why my sisters thinks it’s a character trait that she had a shittier sleep than me, I’ll never know

[zoe @zoek1999]

Smells like summer ✨

[zoe @zoek1999]

Me openly calling any event I have a 21st just to make peace with 2020 RUINING OUR LIVES haha

[zoe @zoek1999]

Starting to realise just now, that maybe I wasn’t actually a tennis prodigy??? Tough pill to swallow as we almost hit a decade after my prime.

[zoe @zoek1999]

I wonder if you can OD on gods gift, miso soup

[zoe @zoek1999]

Just had a shower at chapman after work. I am currently existing naked at their residence, a position I never in my life want to be in again.

[zoe @zoek1999]

@izzhann @incywincytitty Facts - made me hate this tweet

[zoe @zoek1999]

@bigdcal00 HAHAH stop pretending x

[zoe @zoek1999]

If you have to describe him as the guy in the floral shirt, you shouldn’t be describing him at all .

[zoe @zoek1999]

Imagine putting yourself in the recovery position on the toilet floor and slurring the words “ it’s ok I know first aid” #nye #city #2021fun

[zoe @zoek1999]

Much less people doing tiktok dances out than I thought..

[zoe @zoek1999]

Imagine you’re given all the details for the work Xmas party. You’re excited. but... the details were given to make sure you can man the office for that time #alone while they all party. Haha. Imagine ☮️👍🏽

[zoe @zoek1999]

To add to this again I’m very fkn embarrassed that I couldn’t figure out lysogenesis ... get that girl some help

[zoe @zoek1999]

Anyone else’s brain try work out their problems while they sleep? And then you wake up having had the shittest sleep because for nights on end you’ve been dreaming about understanding fkn lysogenesis!!???;:,

[zoe @zoek1999]

@DiarmuidHealy1 Hahahhahahahahhahahahahhaha

[zoe @zoek1999]

I’ve been waking up with my hands numb every single morning and I realised it’s cos I’ve been covering them with my body during the night to keep them warm. My subconscious is cute af? Crying

[zoe @zoek1999]

@izzhann “That” = walking the streets trick or treating

[zoe @zoek1999]

Just realised future me is going to have to make fake friends with other adults who enjoy Halloween and shit so my kids don’t miss out because I sure as hell am not doing that ahahhaha