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Cali raised, French roots, Canadian livin' 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇷

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Happy 38th birthday McLovin.

[Elizabeth Zaks @ElizabethZaks]

me explaining
a song I heard
years ago only
knowing the melody google

[beep beep toot toot @beanenjoyer26]

being a liberal is all fun and games until you need a friend with a truck

[Zo @zoemacaroni]

What do y’all do with cards? I wanna throw em away and take the cash but then I feel guilty so I keep them but I really don’t want to

[anthony @TakeCarePT2]

nobody :
my fat ass : you know what sound good right now?

[Carlos @_cocacarlos]

Tame impala My bank account
🤝
The less I know the better

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

Switching from WiFi to LTE cause I’m impatient

[dina @_dinacompton]

one day my boyfriend is going to accomplish everything he’s ever dreamt of & i really can’t wait to be the girl by his side supporting him through it all

[neriah @neriahdenae]

yo i wanna have sex

[Belle Williams @IsabelWilliams0]

Trying to gossip with your dad is so hard bc first you have to introduce the characters, then give the plot line, then dish him the dets & THEN you have to repeat it again bc he wasn’t listening the first time.

[Haylz🧚🏼‍♂️🌻🦋🍄 @hayleebarness]

Lmao boys suck they literally will not talk to you for like 18 hrs and then say “come over” like shutup stupid head I’m on my way tho

[eva @evaluvz]

I dont kiss ass, I wont beg for you. So if you don't talk to me all day, I'm going to let you be. If you don’t hit me up, I’m going to let it fade. My pride comes before my feelings.

[onlyary @onlyaryj]

the best apology is changed behavior , don’t say you sorry then go back to doing the same shit 🤷🏽‍♀️