zoemarcel2

Public Speaker, Fun-loving indigene of West Africa
Born Again, Full of the Holy Spirit
Total #MAGA
Character is destiny
#PureBlood
#ObiIsComing

[zoemarcel2 @zoemarcel2]

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Stupid on steroids

[David J Harris Jr @DavidJHarrisJr]

Actor John Leguizamo demands people who support ICE unfollow him and stop watching his movies: “If you follow ICE, unfollow me. Don’t come to my shows. Don’t watch my movies.”

[David J Harris Jr @DavidJHarrisJr]

Here’s what happens when you enter other countries illegally…
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- Singapore, that's 6 months in prison
- If you enter illegally, Russia, that's 2 years in labor camp
- India, that's 8 years in prison
- Pakistan, 10 years in prison
- North Korea, obviously death penalty
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- And if you enter in Canada or here in the US and or even Europe. What do you get? Free housing, healthcare, education, food, public transport, cell phones, cash.
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“Come on, guys. A country can only be a country if it protects its borders. Immigration is not bad. But illegal immigration should be penalized at the full extent of the law.”

[zoemarcel2 @zoemarcel2]

@inecnigeria
@NigBarAssoc

[FS YUSUF @FSYusuff]

Wait. Edo state APC chairman is INEC observer at Ekiti election?

I am finally done! Wtf

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The reason they call me a Nazi is to encourage people to murder me

[Séamus Mateus @seamusmateus]

@Keir_Starmer You’re incredibly quiet when it’s the other way round.
Say his name Wayne Broadhurst. Murdered by an illegal Afghan Muslim.

[Joey Mannarino @JoeyMannarino]

@Keir_Starmer You won’t tolerate it?

You’ve tolerated it every time a Moslem did it.

You’ve tolerated the rape of 250,000 girls in the country because they were non-Moslem.

And you banned me from entering the country to even talk about it.

Go wank yourself, wanker.

[archivi.ng @StartArchiving]

In a 1987 interview with Africa Events, Chinua Achebe was asked why Nigerians sell their votes during elections.

This was his answer:

"Why were they doing that? If you look at the history of the leadership they have had since independence, it’s what they saw. They were desperate. They are ignorant, I know, but it is the result of their experience.

"They have seen the leadership that has had no interest at all in fulfilling promises they make at election time and they have seen various governments come and go and each one comes and makes promises. And at long last people are saying this is the only chance I can grab this man. I won’t see him again for the next five years. So why don’t I get what I can out of him?

"This is the genesis of corruption at elections. Let me get one shilling now because I won’t get it in the next five years. So it isn’t because people have become so perverse. No. It’s because they asked for a raw deal, and I think that will change.

"We’ve also seen people changing in a most unbelievable passion overnight because a right man appears who seems to strike the right notes. So I’m quite convinced that in practical terms, really, the best bet is to look at the leadership."

[zoemarcel2 @zoemarcel2]

@inecnigeria
@joashamupitan
@ecowas_cedeao
@_AfricanUnion
@EU_Commission
@SecRubio
@MikeArnoldTruth

[Felix @felixherbt]

Sorry to say this,
Nigeria is heading towards a very dark phase if what happened in the Ekiti election happens in the 2027 general election. It's game over.

Uncollected PVCs were shared to people to vote for APC; literally only APC voters were allowed to vote.

Fasten your seatbelts, we’re in for a very dangerous ride!

[Dele Olawanle @dolawanle]

For 10 years, I had a running battle with the immigration authorities in the UK, and my wife even surrendered her British passport for that period. She did not travel out.

She took care of us, paid the rent, and told no one about it. She did not threaten me with the police or immigration because she was a British citizen. We had disagreements, but she never threatened me. I was the one telling people how she supported me during my period of trials. She never mentioned that to anyone, including her parents.

I am amazed these days that people on a student or skilled worker visa think that once they have an issue with their spouse, the solution is to remove them as dependants. I am not even talking about settled or British citizens.

Today, she is reaping the rewards of her patience, love, and faithfulness.

If you are the one maintaining your family today, don’t brag, don’t threaten and don’t abuse your spouse. Tables do turn, and you will reap what you sow. Let love win. Today, I have become an ‘institution’ with the support of my dear wife, and she is enjoying the fruits of her support in those dark days. It is now your turn; don’t mess up.

My name is Dele Olawanle. I am a coach. I think, write, and speak to improve lives. Share this post. Follow me for more insights and inspiration. #deleolawanlesnuggets

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

A few months ago, Don Anele Marvelous Munachimso from Diamond Special College, Owerri, emerged as the winner of the Senior Category of the 2026 South East Maths Olympiad.

Today, we’re celebrating even more incredible news.

Don scored 98 in IGCSE Chemistry which is the highest score in Nigeria. He also earned 6 A*s in the Cambridge IGCSE examinations and has secured a $100,000 university scholarship in Canada.

In just 12 days, we’ll be heading to Rome together to for International STEM Olympiad and compete for gold.

Watching young people like this grow and achieve great things reminds me why we started this journey in the first place.

Congratulations, Don. The future is bright, and we’re all rooting for you. ❤️

[JK classic @SeaJustified]

@PureMinD__ An 8-year governor in Nigeria today is asking the opposition to investigate him; if they could find him stealing 1 kobo of public funds, then he's going to stop campaigning for president, while his opponent hired a lawyer to stop making public his academic and drug records.

[Ayo FBI @PureMinD__]

In Fidelity Bank alone BEFORE HE BECAME GOVERNOR, Peter Obi’s 695,190,178 million shares @ ₦18 was worth ₦12.5B as far back as 2005!!!

$1 was ₦131 - that’s $95.42 million

Today,
$1=1,375
$95.42m x ₦1,375
= ₦131.20billion

I tell you what? PO is doing you and I enormous favour for running to make our lives better whether you like to hear it or not.

If anything, politics has made him poorer, there’s nothing else to be said.

[zoemarcel2 @zoemarcel2]

@DemothenesLux @mcgmouton57 Locking the door can worsen perception

[E.P Aninze Esq. @EkeneAninze]

The case of Ahmed Lawan in 2023 was a very funny one.

This man actually wanted to cut his coat according to his size by contesting for Yobe North Senatorial ticket, but from nowhere he started hearing that Buhari and the then APC Chairman Adamu Abdullahi wanted to make him the consensus candidate of APC to fly their Presidential ticket.

So he withdrew from the Senatorial race and asked Bashir Machina to take over.

Machina took over, contested the Senatorial primaries on the 28th day of May 2022, INEC monitored it, and his name was duly forwarded by the party as their candidate for Yobe North.

But when Ahmed Lawan later went to contest the presidential primary election alongside Tinubu, the much-talked-about support from Buhari and Adamu as APC Chairman suddenly disappeared into thin air.

They could not deliver him. So lost woefully.

At that point, Ahmed Lawan appeared to have accepted his fate.

The man did not make trouble.

He seemed ready to quietly retire from politics. After all, he had already spent 16 years in the Senate and another 8 years in the House of Representatives.

Moreover, that is a political career many can only dream of.

But just when it looked like the curtain had fallen on his political journey, APC came from nowhere and called him back.

They told him they were going to ask Bashir Machina to surrender the Senatorial ticket.

When they approached Bashir Machina, the man simply said no.

He had worked hard for the ticket. He had contested. He had won. The party submitted his name. Why should he suddenly step aside?

Interestingly, Ahmed Lawan still did not appear eager to challenge the matter because he knew he had already messed up his chances by abandoning the Senatorial race in pursuit of the Presidency.

But APC under Adamu Abdullahi was not ready to let go. The party went to court on his behalf and pursued the matter all the way to the Supreme Court.

Somehow, they met Justice Centus Nweze, who danced to their tune even when two other Justices disagreed and maintained that Ahmed Lawan did not participate in any valid Senatorial primaries because he was busy chasing his Presidential ambition at the time.

And the rest, as they say, is history.

Bashir Machina lost the case not because he had a bad case. He lost despite having what many believed was a straightforward argument backed by facts and procedure.

That was how Ahmed Lawan found his way back to the Senate for the fifth time, while Bashir Machina watched a ticket he had legitimately fought for slip away.

Nigeria, indeed, remains a country where politics never fails to produce stories that leave many shaking their heads in disbelief.

I am Ekene Aninze Esq.

[zoemarcel2 @zoemarcel2]

@Sabiha1278 Press full charges because you could have lost your life

[𝐎𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐑𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞 @opolot_ronnie]

Micheal Jordan makes $400M a year from Jordan Brand because he had originally turned down Nike to sign with Adidas but his mom disagreed with him and urged him to listen to her and sign with Nike.

Nike offered Jordan $500k per year and his own shoe line but his mom wanted him to have equity in the company instead.

Today Nike pays Michael Jordan over $250 million per year for his entire life. Jordan Brand is worth over $10 BN and Jordan’s net worth is approximately $4.3 BN

He has earned the majority of his net worth because he listened to his mom ❤️

[zoemarcel2 @zoemarcel2]

@COkarefe @jcokechukwu Amen

[ChristThe Lighthouse🇳🇬🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🇪🇺🇮🇱🇨🇭 @xtthelighthouse]

@ParallelFacts As it was in the beginning ...

[zoemarcel2 @zoemarcel2]

What goes up doesn't come down...

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

When crude oil was $75, Nigerians were buying PMS at N850.

When the Strait of Hormuz was closed, price of crude hit over $100 and immediately, like within a few minutes, the price of PMS increased to N1,350.

Today, the war has ended and crude is back to $75 and Nigerians are still buying PMS at N1,350.

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

Flash Shelton, also known as “Squatter Hunter" fights squatters by moving in with them and making the situation so uncomfortable that they leave, helping homeowners retake control.

Flash Shelton was grieving his father and trying to sell his mother's vacant California home when he got the call. Strangers had moved in.

Police told him it was a civil matter and there was nothing they could do. So he figured out how to become their squatter.

Shelton signed a lease from his mother to establish legal tenancy, drove 19 hours, camped outside waiting for the squatters to leave, then went in, secured the back door, installed cameras, and waited for them to return.

When they came back they found him already inside, legally. That method became the foundation of his entire business.

Once hired, his team secures a short-term lease from the homeowner, moves in alongside the squatters, and makes daily life uncomfortable, taking over common areas, playing loud music, and maintaining constant presence, until the intruders choose to leave voluntarily.

"What I used to save my mom's house, I am now using to help homeowners across the country," he said. "I've built a whole team ready to out-squat the squatters."

The legal genius of it is simple, squatters exploit the same tenant protection laws that protect genuine renters. Shelton just decided to use those same laws against them.