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Weightlifter, Commonwealth champion and European bronze medalist, cunctator and somewhat of a free spirit. Management: @weareisc

[. @ZoePabloSmith]

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[. @ZoePabloSmith]

nobody in this household has seen any delivery.

[. @ZoePabloSmith]

@I_choo_choo_u @Hermesparcels I’m not so sure, it was supposed to arrive between 12 and 2 but no dice. Had so many issues like this - a neighbour recently knocked at mine as apparently I’d taken in her parcel (which I’d never seen in my life). It’s wild.

[. @ZoePabloSmith]

Hi @Hermesparcels - this is not a signature or proof of delivery. It’s also not even 12:46 yet and nobody in this household has seen any delivery. In summary, where is my parcel?

[. @ZoePabloSmith]

@Chazzawatts @Hermesparcels I remember hearing about this! Wouldn’t be surprised if that’s what has happened. My heart sinks every time I see it’s Hermes delivering a parcel to me, there’s an issue literally every time.

[. @ZoePabloSmith]

@Divefire @Hermesparcels This is the third time in the space of about a month that I’ve had issues with them. Can’t understand how they’re still in business when so many people have such poor experiences with their service.

[. @ZoePabloSmith]

@bennymcslats @Uber_Support Sadly it’s still lost somewhere in the aether! 😭

[. @ZoePabloSmith]

Hey @Uber_Support, I’m confused. I’ve never asked for a refund or replacement of an item before, but “the nature, frequency and similarity of the complaints received are not indicative of the service we offer and are highly atypical of any one account”? I just wanted my sushi 😒

[. @ZoePabloSmith]

@firstclasstwat Jesus, you must have been raging! I’d have started throwing hands. And by that I mean probably passive aggressively tweeted Uber Support 😂

[. @ZoePabloSmith]

@arronz82 @beatsbydreUK @Gymshark I dunno, I do ok. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Skoog @Skoog]

squidward is the ultimate millennial icon

-overeducated with a deadend job
-works for a boomer obsessed with money
-depressed
-bi?

[Papa Roach @paparoach]

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT 🎶

[Ryan Perry @rynprry]

was so confused by my wife’s grocery list until I got to the store

[. @ZoePabloSmith]

@Noorin_x @doughnuttime_uk I have been, all day. It’s all that’s keeping me going. One week in and this is where I’m at 😂

[. @ZoePabloSmith]

It’s not truly a weight cut until you’re lying in bed in the middle of the night, unable to stop thinking about a sandwich you ate 5 years ago. Miss you, smoked chicken and tarragon from Blue Quail’s deli.

[. @ZoePabloSmith]

@PhillipaIkhile This is technically better cause you also get food

[. @ZoePabloSmith]

Million dollar idea: Uber but they come into your house and get the spider for you

[. @ZoePabloSmith]

@LLHallJ You’d have to hope you got a different guy every time. I’ve had the woeful situation of getting the same deliveroo driver twice in one night which felt like peak shame at the time, but retrospectively it could’ve been worse if he’d seen the inside of my house...