Zoe Smith

Stuff.

[Zoe Smith @zoesmith]

Driving the car after someone else has adjusted all your mirrors and the think, wtf is going? on what sorcery is this?! Every. Damn. Time.

[Zoe Smith @zoesmith]

My loves 💕💗 http://t.co/LN54fLNUgR

[Zoe Smith @zoesmith]

I feel so angry that I can't play Mario World on my iPad. It's bothered me for years. #firstworldproblems

[Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday]

George tries to hide that despite seeing every episode he has no idea what's happening on Game of Thrones. Elaine buys defective yoga pants.

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

The general sensation in my body could best be described as "day twenty of recovery from a somewhat serious car crash."

[Zoe Smith @zoesmith]

New #kicks #shoes #wedgesneakers http://t.co/Q0WGzHkC

[Zoe Smith @zoesmith]

Just reading some old tweets. I was much more interesting 534 days ago.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Kids,
If like me, you laugh out loud at every tweet and text you receive, but are tired of writing out whole words, try just typing LOL.

[Zoe Smith @zoesmith]

Just noticed the 'Tap to tweet' function on my phone. So I tapped. And now imma tweetin.

[Zoe Smith @zoesmith]

#cutebaby #baby #babygirl http://t.co/b9FXP1gU

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

Hell hath no fury like a woman who has accidentally napped.

[Rove McManus @Rove]

Today I learned that an animal exists called a wild midget horse. This excites me more than you can imagine

[Zoe Smith @zoesmith]

Just posted a photo http://t.co/OgITLBN9

[Betsy Lowther @msspinach]

Everytime Phelps doesn't come in first, how many people think, "Hmmm, maybe should've stayed away from the weed." #everyone?

[Zoe Smith @zoesmith]

http://t.co/xETgDOIp

[Harry Potter @HarryPotterClub]

Happy birthday, JK Rowling! - http://t.co/BTMcz9jB: SnitchSeeker.comHappy birthday, JK Rowling!Snitc... http://t.co/ghfmnX49 #HarryPotter

[Zoe Smith @zoesmith]

@juicystar007 what's your instagram username? 😊

[Zoe Smith @zoesmith]

@Reminelson try Etsy

[Zoe Smith @zoesmith]

I had a bunch of new followers so checked my @mentions and turns out there's a #teamGB #Olympics2012 weightlifter sharing my name!

[Zoe Smith @zoesmith]

@BrookePatman thank you 😊