Zohner 🪔☔️

Husband. Dad. Grandfather. Latter-Day Saint. Geek. Utah Jazz fan.
'It’s just monkeys singing songs, mate. Don’t think too hard about it.'

[Zohner 🪔☔️ @zohner]

“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “So do I,” said Gandalf, “and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” #LOTR

[Talk Church @churchtalkative]

Science says we need four basic elements to survive:

- Food
- Water
- Air
- Light

Now here's what Jesus says:

- I am the bread of life
- I am the living water
- I am the breath of life
- I am the light of the world

Science was right, we all need Jesus.

[Zohner 🪔☔️ @zohner]

@PitchToJohnny

[Zohner 🪔☔️ @zohner]

@Chesschick01 @GuntherEagleman There is always a tweet

[Zohner 🪔☔️ @zohner]

@FaithLikeAbish2 Miracles happen every day but most of aren't paying attention so we don't notice when they happen.

[Zohner 🪔☔️ @zohner]

Men's restroom etiquette is real. Just witnessed 12 urninals, with a person at every other one.

[Latter-day Truth @Latterdaytruth]

Happy Family Month!

Repost if you support the Family Proclamation!

Let’s #FloodXwithTruth!

[Zohner 🪔☔️ @zohner]

@Cloyd_Busch @beaustin24 @gardenboyduck Same.

[Zohner 🪔☔️ @zohner]

Microdosing caffeine...

[☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 𝕄𝕔𝔾𝕖𝕖‎ @LuckyMcGee]

Fact.

[Zohner 🪔☔️ @zohner]

@beaustin24 @gardenboyduck I'm at a fancy resort in Florida for a work conference. Not a Monster, Bang, or Reign to be found. Guess it's not that fancy.

[Zohner 🪔☔️ @zohner]

@BillEigel

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@ldsfilmguy ...and then farting in it to create bubbles.

[Zohner 🪔☔️ @zohner]

This tastes like sadness and death.

[Dr Manhattva @Manhattva]

“Hence we say, that the Constitution of the United States is a glorious standard; it is founded in the wisdom of God. It is a heavenly banner; it is to all those who are privileged with the sweets of liberty, like the cooling shades and refreshing waters of a great rock in a thirsty and weary land. It is like a great tree under whose branches men from every clime can be shielded from the burning rays of the sun.”

-Joseph Smith Jr.

[Zohner 🪔☔️ @zohner]

Paying $9 for a 12 oz protein shake at the airport is the kind of crap that radicalized people.

[Zohner 🪔☔️ @zohner]

@gardenboyduck Take the rainbow back

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@DemocraticWins Liberals endorsing liberals...

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@MamaCAllen We have not. I'm down in the Ozarks, an hoyrveast of Springfield. You?

[Utah Jazz @utahjazz]

On this day in 1997…

John Stockton called game 🚨