Zoe Holliday

Eco-worrier, gin drinker, strange sport enthusiast, experimental chef and creator of bad puns. Dizzy, ginger, phenomenal.

[Zoe Holliday @zoholliday]

@megabusuk where is the 3:25 bus from Edinburgh Airport to Glasgow bus station? I bought my ticket at 3 and been standing in the queue since, it still hasn't arrived and I want my bed...!

[Zoe Holliday @zoholliday]

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What does it say about me that I noticed that @ScotRail have used a close instead of open button on the toilet on my train?

[Zoe Holliday @zoholliday]

My mum just found this in her "Specially selected root vegetables with sea salt crisps" from @AldiUK. I can only assume they were specially selected for being the happiest of all crisps.

[Zoe Holliday @zoholliday]

Yep, definitely upside down

[CGTN Europe @CGTNEurope]

PHOTO: Olympic Flag is raised at #Paris2024 #Olympics

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[Zoe Holliday @zoholliday]

The entire world is united by one question #Paris2024 #celinedion @bettyGB_10 @copyof30 @jufra @r0astB3ef @xbeefgrandx

[Zoe Holliday @zoholliday]

I swear they've just hung the Olympic flag upside down... #Paris2024

[Graeme @spacecadet0697]

I made an edit of the best chalkboards from #TheTraitorsUK some of the spelling has been amazing...

#TheTraitors

[Zoe Holliday @zoholliday]

I made this (@Nigella_Lawson) salted chocolate tart for @drewseybaby's #TraitorsUK watch party and I really feel like I captured the essence of @ClaudiaWinkle. If she got an 80s afro. And some botched plastic surgery. #DontGiveUpTheDayJob

[Zoe Holliday @zoholliday]

@drewseybaby You can take the man out of Glasgow ..

[Zoe Holliday @zoholliday]

@LowtherHomes are absolute crooks. They are threatening to take me to court for repairs that a) never happened b) they never sent an original bill for and c) they have for no good reason divided the costs of between 5 flats in a block of 6.

[Zoe Holliday @zoholliday]

This is huge. Transport is so essential to accessing basic services and to integrating in a new city, especially when your accommodation is on the outskirts of the city. Huge congratulations to everyone involved.

[Paul Sweeney MSP @PaulJSweeney]

Thrilled to have confirmation this morning that free bus travel for people seeking asylum will be introduced in the next Scottish budget.

It has been a privilege to work with @VOICESNetworkUK, @Maryhill_IN and cross-party colleagues in Parliament over the last two years on this.

[Zoe Holliday @zoholliday]

@drewseybaby When were you called Andrey? #RussianSpy

[Zoe Holliday @zoholliday]

@drewseybaby to be fair, your safe place is anywhere with a box of wine...

[Zoe Holliday @zoholliday]

I accept it wasn't a great night's sleep but this seems a bit harsh..

[Zoe Holliday @zoholliday]

Day 1 and my holiday in Greece is off to a flying start...

[Zoe Holliday @zoholliday]

This is the puntastic thread you need in your life this morning.

[Zoe Holliday @zoholliday]

I simply cannot get on board with the current fashion for these giant foamy monstrosities. Even worse, that people are paying £100 for them.

[books 📖 @bookpoets]

then, one day, it clicks

[Zoe Holliday @zoholliday]

Had a dream that a man called Rajan was in love with me. Is that even a name? Rajan, are you out there? 😅