Dr. Zoidberg

Need to follow someone on Twitter? Why not Zoidberg?

[Dr. Zoidberg @ZoidbergQuotes]

@OldAckbar Oy, they’ll be floating upside down by tomorrow. It’s fin rot, it is.

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@OldAckbar What is this, a trap this is?

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Talk to the claw.

[iBingeWatch @iBingeWatch]

@ZoidbergQuotes "You look malnourished. Are you suffering from internal parasites?"
"Why yes. Thank you for noticing." #futurama

[Geoff Strout @geoffstrout]

#Watercolor Work In Progress: A slightly more realistic take on #DoctorZoidberg from #Futurama
#WIP

[FuturamaFriday @FuturamaFriday]

@MightyHypnotoad @ZoidbergQuotes @Futurama_Maniac @slurmed @fry @phillamarr @WildGreenYonder

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I challenge you to clawplach.

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To hell with your spoiled baby, I need those shoes.

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Look at me. I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner.

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HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY, YOU BASTARDS!

[futurama point @slurmed]

Lord NibblerVader. #Futurama + #StarWars #crossover by Ben Yanok (@benyanok)

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I wonder what the Shroud of Turin tastes like.

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Be careful with that athlete, Leela. He is a doctor. They are very poor.

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I just want to talk, it has nothing to do with mating!

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Look at me. I call myself a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. These fancy clothes do.

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Hooray... I'm useful!

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Did you see me escape? I was like whoop whoop whoop whoop!

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Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!

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My planet's embassy? Why, they're paid to not kill me!