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I think about the network news to torture myself... and to pass the time.

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I know I've been silent a bit because I was in NO MOOD for jokes for a lot of the last year and a half. But right now, I'm shouting sex positive things at syndicated YouTube #Degrassi, and it's so on brand I believe in myself again.

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Y'all. They let me close my eyes for fifteen minutes today, and boy were things WILD when I opened them again... https://t.co/W3ZHNP0BlB

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Thought #Scaramucci's ouster was an ice cream induced 3pm slump dream, but it was just shit in real life. AGAIN.

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Mooch: Hey babe, I got the night off. I miss you.

Mrs. Mooch: New phone who dis? https://t.co/co97GXRYpk

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: President Trump has decided to remove Anthony Scaramucci from his position as communications director https://t.co/TvcLHNyPKB

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@RoguePOTUSStaff If Dems pushed for impeachment, do you think GOP reps would ever move? This is a serious question.

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SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA LISTEN TO LOVE CLUB ON REPEAT. #FridayFeeling #Lorde

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@washingtonpost Oh. OH. I KNOW! No one likes David Brooks.

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Who needs investigative journalism when these dummies think they can get out ahead of the story? #DJTjr #fail https://t.co/1TZKPeQ0i9

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I think this is what "not being able to even" feels like... #G20Summit https://t.co/Xbjbc16qH8

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

POTUS finds the G20 to be boring and wonders why he had to be bothered with it. Suggests skipping it in the future.

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@jonfavs Case law and ethics re: HanAssholeSolo are different and worth exploring. Check with @Poynter on different kinds of public figures.

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@netflix When y'all gonna get the dubbed Sailor Moon? #SaturdayMorning

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@HillaryClinton IT SURE IS COOL IN THIS SHADE, AND THAT'S ALL I GOTTA SAY ABOUT THIS.

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When your almost-#POTUS reads the GOP to filth in less than 120 characters cuz she needed room for a link. #StillWithHer https://t.co/FN08ofyV3C

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Right here. Includes radical provisions like how not to kick 23 mil ppl off their coverage. Feel free to run w/it.
https://t.co/jBMFBJpSP7 https://t.co/zZoA16Ym03

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I forgot I had twitter. #tellyourstoryin5words

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Today has been a rough day with the #SessionsHearing, but let's not forget how handsome @JasonKander is w his #votingrights activism. <3

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@cspan Is it collusion to wink at Russian reps over dinner, not knowing exactly what they're planning, then do their bidding once elected?

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How the hell is one "helpful" with a non-testimony of failures to recall? I apparently missed the #SessionsHearing.

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@latimes Don't worry. Our President has on many occasions demonstrated he has both the capacity and desire to meet these challenges.

[PBS News @NewsHour]

Sen. Harris demands to know what DOJ rule allows Sessions to refuse to answer questions. Wants to see it in writing. #sessionshearing

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See how #JeffSessions apologizes to Sen. Reed while he had no patience for @SenKamalaHarris?

Really makes you think...