Madz

she/her ♡ 25 ♡ lots of interests

[theo🎃 @leviticlit]

i have a teacher who just accidentally makes up and believes her own excuses for me. i turn in my late work and she goes "ohh yes you needed more time cause you were sick, right?" and i go "YESS😄😄😄😄👍👍👍"

[thea ⋆｡°✩ @dryadfairy]

oh my god

[totallybrad @tlnbrad]

Why Android not giving a No option 😭😭💀

[sophie @H44MI1TON]

accidentally submitted my midterm with this as the file name

[fent pimp @tattedjugs]

don’t make me go into your patient portal and change your HIV status again

[bel @idkwhobelis]

i genuinely think someone staying up late to talk to you is one of the sweetest gestures

[michael 🙆🏻‍♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm]

love is blind boston implies the people of boston are worthy of love

[nyny @nynydrxgon]

other kpop stans whenever their idol gets into a controversy:

[grovy @grovymango]

When I am chopped it is a form of resistance against societal expectations for women and I am very brave

[Cymorg @CyMorgComics]

Home schooling your kids is fucked up. What will they do when they encounter “smells like up dog in here” for the first time at 24? They won’t have the psychological immunities built up to defend themselves. They’ll be killed on the spot.

[johnna paige. @lowkeyjohnna]

Never seen an opp in Barnes & Noble or the Library.

[clock opera @o8040]

when u have no phone at the bus stop u start thinking thoughts like that squirrel is noticeably bigger than the other ones thats the boss

[riri @chainsawdollie]

everytime i try to do something girly i feel like im larping being a woman

[౨ৎ @Alychaaaaa]

i hate jury duty…. yall don’t got NO SNACKS ???? man that mf guilty im going home !!!

[Madz @zoloftbongrip]

@eirisyuki HAPPY BDAY BESTIE LOVE YOU ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[🎀 💒 🎀 @princessxemnas]

being almost 30 and still feeling like a teenager due to being overly sheltered

[Metal @_deathwhisperr]

I love tiktok

[🐱Brie @Brie__yonce]

7 years ago history was made. And also, I got one of my absolute favorite handmade fandom gifts from a friend