Jack: 0-1 with erectile dysfunction
Dennis: 8-10 getting crazy finger blasted, eaten out and played with all sorts of toys until he’s shaking and begging to stop
I do not EVER recommend doing what my dumbass did and grabbing a black widow after someone sprayed her web with Raid.
I washed her off gently and she chilled with me for a few hours.
Her thanks was letting me get these pictures and not biting me.