Delicious Corn

I'm bored so i search the internet all day i like fedoras long walks on the beach and eating braaaaiiinnnsss

[Delicious Corn @zombiebychoice]

@cornsmut69 Those are some nice plants 😉

[Mango Lover @cornsmut69]

Rainy day

[Delicious Corn @zombiebychoice]

@cornsmut69 You are so beautiful ❤️

[Mango Lover @cornsmut69]

First ever butt plug! #buttplug

[Mango Lover @cornsmut69]

Daddy's treats #impact #bdsm #kink #slut #blowjob #rough #trans #begging #beggingforit

[Mango Lover @cornsmut69]

About to go shopping #croptop #slut #trans #ootd #strip #striptease

[Delicious Corn @zombiebychoice]

@cornsmut69 Good girl

[Delicious Corn @zombiebychoice]

@cornsmut69 Looking like a snack at the park <3

[Delicious Corn @zombiebychoice]

@cornsmut69 Daddies girl looks so cute today!

[Delicious Corn @zombiebychoice]

@cornsmut69 You look like an angel in the sun ❤️

[Delicious Corn @zombiebychoice]

@cornsmut69 So hot

[Delicious Corn @zombiebychoice]

@cornsmut69 You are so beautiful ❤️

[Delicious Corn @zombiebychoice]

@cornsmut69 That butt is stunning!

[Erika @TrolleyCat]

I hope I never have more than one kid because the urge to superglue two children together is a crippling desire I struggle against everyday.

[Delicious Corn @zombiebychoice]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

[Erika @TrolleyCat]

Eating a sandwich and salad for lunch, except instead of a sandwich it's candy and instead of a salad I have no friends.

[Erika @TrolleyCat]

Sometimes when I have friends over I flinch when my dog gets near me so that they know he beats me.

[Erika @TrolleyCat]

Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help.

[Erika @TrolleyCat]

Ed is a frog with an awful drug addiction. His family: torn apart. His future: ruined. Tonight don't miss the premiere of... "Methamphibian"

[Erika @TrolleyCat]

I hope to someday come across two people about to duel so I can just run them both down with my car.