Zombie Jesus Christ

Assumed son of God... although feeling a bit left behind and hungry for flesh. (temporary profile pic by @SugaryBud)

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Do you ever get your hands caught on doorknobs? No... just me?
#SacrilegeSunday #ZombieJesus

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@D_Sharpie12 @TheTweetOfGod

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@ayumidah @TheTweetOfGod Yes, send more gold.

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@TheTweetOfGod Tithing was my idea don’t forget

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@lilredridingwud Dad likes it when you stare at Him while. 😉

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@DukeBell7 @Kindofokish @need_tums_now So call them back 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@daisymserrano @need_tums_now Dad said he’s ready to take away your speaking privileges if you don’t cut it out 👀

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@YoMamaWally @almightygod Stop following me 😉

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https://t.co/vatzlLKNhz

#zombiejesus #latergram

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Gonna be chilling at @SpookyEmpire tonight!

See y’all at the pool... just save me some water to turn into wine.

😎 🍷

#spookyempire #zombiejesus

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@TBelmont_1 @Ah_Science More likely.

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@Ah_Science I dunno, thinking about it.

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@TinFoilAwards @Ah_Science

[St. Peter @StPeterGateKeep]

Happy Easter, everyone. Just remember, he will always find you. Even in your dreams.

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@SRCExplores

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@RyanAFournier Luckily for me there wasn’t a global pandemic happening outside my tomb back then... if there was you can bet your ass I would’ve stayed locked down. #smh

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@marybaphomet

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@ParosTom Debatable 😂

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@Leave_a_scar78

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/mumbles

“Five more minutes Dad”

#Easter2021 #ZombieJesusDay

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@JustStacie5683 I should be offended, but I really just want a cookie now.