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part time baby, full time daddy

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@sunflowerbum 🙄

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@TimJDillon tim i need ADA tickets for foxwoods CT but their box office is / has been closed. idk what do

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treat everyday like it’s saturday night

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we’re caught up in this digital matrix of needing approval. a tap of the finger on a phone screen equals validation.

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@zaklange what kind of groceries can you even get at rite aid...?

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i’m insanely addicted to food. never want to stop eating. been thinking about white castle for almost 3 years. i love everything about @WhiteCastle

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26*

[Queso @djbitchtits]

dudes turn 35 and start adding a deck to their house

[sarah @paisleysarah]

“If heaven is real, it’s apricots and brie” - @zonkdistro

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@zaklange get the fake ones at roadhouse

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i just sit on my deck n think about cars

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@curlycado it’s not my fault he died. foot slut

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i don’t say happy father’s day to dads that are not mine

[Shany Mor שני מור شني مور @ShMMor]

The New Deal and Civil Rights were won by a Left that emerged from the working class and the poor and struggled for legislation which improved the lives of millions. What will today’s Fyre Festival of competitive wokeness yield?

10/10

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can’t take it when you die
but you can’t live w/o it

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CRIMINALIZE THE INSECTS

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

It’s clear no one has a fucking clue about coronavirus. The gov and WHO have 0 credibility. Some people have an investment in it being a never ending plague and some people don’t want to believe it exists. It’s all on you to figure out what level of risk you’re comfortable with.

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You have to buy insurance but can never use the insurance or else no one will sell you insurance.

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sometimes i get that imposter syndrome feeling on multiple levels

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chill it only took me like 25 years to learn this

[amy @senoritaplop]

To every boy who has dyed their hair blonde: buy some TONER