Simon Zuberek

Full-time nonconformist, overtime academician, half-full pessimist, educational technologist

[Simon Zuberek @zoobereq]

@NYCTSubway

[Simon Zuberek @zoobereq]

@NYCTSubway The 1 is out. Now 2 and 3 are out too. I guess I’ll walk 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Simon Zuberek @zoobereq]

@NYCTSubway They are moving alright. Would be nice if they made stops too 🙄

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@NYCTSubway @cat_landeta 👎🏻

[Simon Zuberek @zoobereq]

@NYCTSubway One broken door = hundreds of people delayed, hundreds of thousands dollars lost 😞

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@B45641072Bell @metaldrew @taureanbeaver @PIX11News Please provide the care you think is right.

[Simon Zuberek @zoobereq]

@tapairportugal Your employees’ inefficiency and obtuseness is preventing people from checking in in the first place.

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@POTUS So basically if you were planning to pay a holiday visit to your relatives in developing countries, with more modest medical infrastructure, you’re SOL (even though you might have been following all the rules from the very beginning). Looks like a fair policy to me! 👍🏻

[Simon Zuberek @zoobereq]

@lblisi @sjta_amy @POTUS Best luck obtaining such test in areas that are not within developed countries?

[Druthers Haver @6thgrade4ever]

the most consequential figures in the tech world are half guys like steve jobs and bill gates and half some guy named ronald who maintains a unix tool called 'runk' which stands for Ronald's Universal Number Kounter and handles all math for every machine on earth

[Simon Zuberek @zoobereq]

What you're essentially buying is an IOU. This means that almost 20% of #Robinhood’s business is selling people the idea of buying #cryptocurrency. #RobinhoodIPO #WhatCouldGoWrong

[Simon Zuberek @zoobereq]

According to #Robinhood's pre-IPO almost 20% of the app’s revenue this year was from selling #cryptocurrency. Of that 20%, a third was from #dogecoin specifically. But this is not the crazy part. #RobinhoodIPO

[Simon Zuberek @zoobereq]

What is crazy is that #Robinhood doesn’t let you own any crypto. For instance, when you buy #dogecoin on Robinhood, you can’t move it to another trading platform or even your own wallet. #RobinhoodIPO

[Public @public]

And because Elon’s ambition (and maybe ego) is definitely not miniature, we dropped a life-sized statue on 14th St. and The High Line stairs in NYC.

Go say hi. 👋

[Simon Zuberek @zoobereq]

The Chinese Communist Party is celebrating its centenary this month - an important event for the most powerful political party in the world. But what nobody's talking about is the anniversary of another important icon: Happy 30th Birthday Sonic the Hedgehog! #Sonic30th

[Simon Zuberek @zoobereq]

#CocaCola is currently allowing people to customize their #Coke bottle label. The label generator allows up to 18 alphanumeric characters. Let the mayhem commence.

[Simon Zuberek @zoobereq]

All politics is local. Vote. #vote #notenyc #votenycmayor

[Simon Zuberek @zoobereq]

Solid analysis by @WIRED of one of the most elusive #marvel characters. I wouldn't necessarily put my chips on Loki as the queerest of them all (Deadpool anyone?) but the piece makes some compelling points:

https://t.co/ezIRu3tvRl

[Aleksey Skryl @ssskryl]

Dream website design.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I got Rick’d!!! I think this is because I’m in the new season of @rickandmorty which was super fun but I’m mainly excited that I was drawn so thin!!