BREAKING: Taoiseach announces that all schools, colleges, and childcare facilities will close tomorrow and where possible teaching will be done remotely
the human has been working from home the last couple days. and every so often. they let me participate in the video calls. all the other humans cheer when they see me. i am the only thing holding their company together
The best content you will see this weekend:
President of Ireland Michael D. Higgins' dog enters room of 100 people to look for his owner, walks through everyone to find him, is very happy to do so and demands a belly rub during an official event
Interviewer: Why do you want to work for Facebook?
Me: I'm keen on protecting people's data and want them to have a good user experience
Interviewer:
Me:
Interviewer:
Me: haha I'm joking I don't give a shit
Interviewer: haha omg I was like whaaatttt lmao
Irish people last week: WHY do you care about someone else's relationship the royals are inbred anyway
Irish people this week: I will bathe in Rita Ora's blood for this offence to Dee Devlin and her child.