zootercooter

going to overshare

[zootercooter @zootercooter2]

I truly get no likes on my tweets and I accept this bc I believe I am funny in my heart

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

what happened financially alcoholically chemically socially and psychically in june must never happen again

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

you either die a gay guy who never remembers anyone’s name or live long enough to become the gay guy that says “no, we’ve met before”

[Tommy Larghi @Tommylarghi]

Being gay means you don't know how many times you've actually been cheated on

[QUEER FAMILY VALUES 🌈 😍❤️ @QueerFamlove]

God didn’t even blink during slavery, so y’all think he care that I SUCK DICK?

[Nolan Nolan @sprwts]

Gay guys be like wow this trail is so beautiful I need to start masturbating

[FranceNews24 @FranceNews24]

📹 VIDÉO - #Insolite : Pendant la coupe des griffes, une marmotte semble avoir déjà accepté son destin… tandis que l’autre panique à chaque coup de coupe. Une scène aussi drôle que totalement théâtrale.

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[Josh Sorbe @joshsorbe]

i love washington dc because what do you mean a local gay bar already announced bimbofication night in tribute to bryon noem

[zootercooter @zootercooter2]

Brought my contact case to the club tonight

[🧑🏾‍🦱 @ewgraiam]

they’re saying there’s 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

[Erik Anderson @AwardsWatchErik]

Wonderful typo happening here

[jordan @Jordanbloked]

HER REALIZING I’M FUCKING SCREAMINGGGGGDJDJDJDJDJ

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

Every family has a super academic kid with debilitating ambition that turns out gay

[ClaraBingBong @clarabingbong]

it really is beautiful how fagcent transcends even spoken language

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

I also need to investigate Bad Bunny's pelvic thrusts

[matt @emotionalpilot]

MAKE AMERICA GAY AGAIN!

[Sianni @SIANNILAURENT]

been stalking myself on the socials lately and my face is actually perfect like omg I’m so pretty

[bonjouq @Krygon_]

when shawty and i realize i took the plan b and she took the perc

[brooke @brookeab]

the mind of a man never ceases to amaze me