🦋 still not Julia Stiles 💛

zootndingo on all the things

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Taurus season

[shelbo @shelbytheclown]

slut era

[🦋 still not Julia Stiles 💛 @zootndingo]

Dunno who will see this but I’m leaving Twitter. Thanks for the laughs!

[🦋 still not Julia Stiles 💛 @zootndingo]

@xDarkoftheMoon The tiddies stay OUT

[bye @DizzyFidget]

bro are you ok?
bro why is your leitmotif playing in a minor key?
bro?

[Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa]

unclear to me why people are still dumb when they could simply be not dumb

[DART the Asteroid Slayer @DARTprobe]

THIS ONE IS FOR THE DINOSAURS

[Vasilisa @vasilisonka]

what tumblr girl grew up and became a netflix exec? we need to talk

[reactions @reactjpg]

shiba inu dogs go to horny jail bonk hitting dog on head with bat

[trish @ultragloss]

mr. darcy totally had the right idea. i, too, would see u from across the room, make no move to show u i like u, be mean to u every chance i get and then still expect u to marry me

[crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽️ @citizenrobot]

Paid my taxes but I was very salty and mumbled "suck my dick" the entire time

[🦋 still not Julia Stiles 💛 @zootndingo]

@xDarkoftheMoon Afternoon desk cry courtesy of Phoebe Bridgers.

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

why are you talking to me, can’t you see I’m in the middle of a fake scenario in my head

[🦋 still not Julia Stiles 💛 @zootndingo]

@JennieMelissa Was this rhetorical?

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired