Zorba Jevon Hughes

I'm a stand up comedian and comedy writer.

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There's a statue of a bull on wall street.That's why I don't invest money in stocks

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Wanna make an app for women who ex's have moved on. Call it bitter. You can text how men ain't shit in a 140 characters or less.

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I wanna make a dating site for mistresses. Call it ok stupid

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December 29th,1916 the mystic Rastputin was killed. He should've seen that coming.

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George Lucas said he sold his movies to white slavers-Disney. He quickly apologized. They got an apology for slavery before black people.

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Never tell people they shit stank if you ain't wiped your own ass. #BillCosby life lesson

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I can never eat battered fish because it's been abused.

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Why does Chewbacca look like a 10 ft Yorkie?

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If I had had attractive teachers fuck me when I was in school,I'd have have a PhD. A pretty hard dick.

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Family feud card : name something Steve Harvey will never do again?

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After tonight,They ain't gone let Steve Harvey host a virus.

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Because of Steve Harvey I can't host at my own open mic no more.

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There's a new trend among teens apparently. butt chugging cough syrup . I'm no health expert, but I don't think that's good for congestion.

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What's up with these hover boards? It's the back end of a tricycle. Got keep your balance on it. Most people trip on the sidewalk

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There's a quote that says if you show a man how he is,he'll change. So that's what happened to Caitlyn Jenner.

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Dick Cheney is against Donald Trump. How fucked up you gotta be? That's like Mussolini telling Stalin he's a tad overboard

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The warrior's are have a 27 point lead over the pacers. It's more disgusting than justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg in a bikini.

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Nigga so fat, his sperm sweat

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Muslims have it so bad,they trying to pass as black.

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I was a latch key kid. Mom said no one in the house when she wasn't home. Not even Jesus. Which confused me because his pic was on the wall