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good, strange man; strange, good intentions | likes and retweets mostly bookmarks | borderline unlikeable | thoughts are Joe Pesci’s

[m @zorbathechic]

Hear me out:
A business that makes Going Out of Business signs is going out of business, but no one notices because their product is the Going Out of Business sign.

[MattyG @meawoppl]

Wife told me these wouldn’t fit.

Little did she know I had trained for this moment for years.

[David @DSP4150]

Giving up the Search for Immortality and settling for Trying to Dunk is a real shoot for the moon, land in the stars moment

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

I love how WAV Archive just played a completely different song

[Owen @Owen_player1]

ive genuinely never in my life heard the words this dude actually said

[m @zorbathechic]

@Mssr_Philly @neeratanden @gelliottmorris https://t.co/ZeEgbjj6Gv

[m @zorbathechic]

@LeisDuch @Keiracoven @Sarah_pdx Counterargument worthy of your argument: no u lol.

[m @zorbathechic]

@neeratanden @gelliottmorris Hey @neeratanden can you say openly and explicitly that you want @AbdulElSayed to win this race?

[m @zorbathechic]

@neeratanden @gelliottmorris Interestingly enough, she lost and whether you’re open about it or not it’s clear you want Mike Rogers to win. Shameful.

[m @zorbathechic]

@Jesse_Johnson83 @shy924 @camhigby Interesting premise. Can you point me to the law that says you have to state you’re voting for the DFL before you can vouch for other people?

[Jackie Singh @HackingButLegal]

Holy shit. "Quite frankly sir, I don't think we can make America great again without hanging your CEO publicly for treason."

[sean mcguire @seanw_m]

we’re discovering new and novel levels of ai psychosis

[Sam Husseini - Running in Maryland's 4th district @samhusseini]

Prosecutions for Gaza genocide should include corporate criminals — not just political and military officials.

[Matt ⚡️ @MattOfTheSouth]

Great prank by the BBC here by putting a big black circle in the middle of the article that follows as you scroll

[m @zorbathechic]

@day_wzy @NickLewis37 @sterlingsvodka @sovertheline1 Presumably 4 meats, just a typo.

[Deep Singh Badhesha @DeepNotShallow]

Morning headlines:

"Here's why Abdul El-Sayed's 1% win should be considered a huge loss for progressives"

but also

"Here's why Crowley's 0.5% win is a resounding centrist mandate for data centers and more bombs"

[m @zorbathechic]

@JodiMoore250212 @mandymagnan @Highway_30 It’s public record that you’re a stupid asshole lol, get bent.

[m @zorbathechic]

@JodiMoore250212 @mandymagnan @Highway_30 It’s public record, he beat his wife.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Expert on losing Michigan 👇