Olivia

retired tweeter • she/her

[Olivia @zortcaster]

After nearly half of my life on “twitter”, it’s time to bid farewell to a platform that was pretty formative to my teen years and I’ll be grateful for that- but it’s time to rest now, sweet prince.

👋

[Olivia @zortcaster]

Find me elsewhere:

insta: via.wells
bluesky: zortcaster .bsky .social
threads: zortcaster
bereal: viawells

[Olivia @zortcaster]

the time has come, the end is here

[Olivia @zortcaster]

every bio I remember having at one point or another, thread to be added to each time I update it🧵

[Olivia @zortcaster]

subtitle from the opening credits of Portlandia:

(dreamy chill wave music)

[Olivia @zortcaster]

these days opening twitter is like opening a journal I wrote in 6th grade

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Steve Harvey deserves every cent he makes

[Olivia @zortcaster]

similar to the way I feel when I hear the way Portia de Rossi says the word “anything”

[Olivia @zortcaster]

for reasons unknown I get so much second-hand serotonin from hearing the way Terry Gross says “fresh air”

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I feel that one of the greatest humanitarian goods I give to the world is turning off motion smoothing on every hotel and Airbnb TV I’ve ever used

[Olivia @zortcaster]

@leftypunk I still say fave

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honestly as soon as I turned 13 I should have got a tattoo on my forearm that says something like “the way you feel on your period is not the way you will feel forever; do NOT make major life decisions while PMSing”

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I hope she plays h2o to go

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I’ve never detoxed from hard drugs but I’m pretty sure it’s not as hard as trying to stop having dessert after dinner every single night

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wearing my ‘feel the Bern 2016’ shirt to the gym so everyone knows I’ve been in the trenches

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@pnwkww right 😭

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I miss yahoo answers, quora just ain’t cutting it

[Olivia @zortcaster]

the hardest part about my job as a delivery driver is not being able to pull over and pet every cat I see

[Olivia @zortcaster]

@jennethparcell watching it Tuesday, bookmarked to come back and review 👀

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If y’all have the means to donate, my mom’s friend was laid off from her job and then fell down a flight of stairs and was badly injured. It’s drained her savings to the point that she can’t afford rent. Anything helps, even an RT 🙏
#mutualaid #mutualfund
https://t.co/30gBc4FgP2

[Olivia @zortcaster]

I don’t think anything triggers such a hyper-specific acute anger in me as much as an email notifying me that I have unsubscribed from further emails

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If Cary Elwes ever gets canceled, I think that’s game over for me folks