Tiffany

I forgot to tweet.

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@RepMTG You’re an idiot.

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“Goodbye young human, I hope you live” is definitely my new e-mail sign off.

#DuneMovie

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@yourewrongabout Still not working for me. But I should be working anyway so it’s probably for the best.

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@PressSec How on earth is this a White House news conference? Give us a sign if you need to be rescued.

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Has anyone checked on Leslie Knope?

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

He would be proud today.

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I mean, yeah.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I can’t believe I have to say this, but please don’t drink bleach.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I can’t believe I have to say this, but please don’t drink bleach.

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@Ask_Spectrum Internet out in LIC. Is there an estimate on when it will be back up?

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@realDonaldTrump You're an asshole.

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@realDonaldTrump What about the folks in Toledo, Ohio?

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@realDonaldTrump 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

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@realDonaldTrump GET OVER HER ALREADY.

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@lawbates @TeenVogue @TwitterSupport I don't think you actually read the article?

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I just realized that watching Drag Race now is like watching American Idol after...Carrie Underwood? Bored bored bored. Would rather Venmo Rupaul $10 a month just for existing.

#DragRace #AmericanIdol #carrieunderwood #rupaul #wasteoftime

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@TheGarden @fleetwoodmac FIX THE SOUND!!

[NYCFireWire @NYCFireWire]

Explosion at the ConEd plant in Astoria. TL-117 confirming a fire at the facility

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@ourladyj https://t.co/Cb4jp6rJrF

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@ourladyj Major fire at a power plant in Astoria. BONKERS!!!

The lady above me thought it was Northern Lights. :-)