Zoë

CU

[Brown $ugar @foreignwilmer]

Forgot to remember the Alamo and now they’re revoking my citizenship

[Zoë @zozzlek]

Where’s the funk!!!!

[EDEN @iameden]

holy shit

[Zoë @zozzlek]

can’t shut up about my calves !

[Julia Kirsch @JuliaKirsch1]

today I deleted the @McDonalds app because the deals are too enticing and it has become unsafe to my health. I advise everyone else to do the same.

[Zoë @zozzlek]

going to start tweeting again like I’m day drinking in Portugal 🙄🙄

[Zoë @zozzlek]

@matthewnelsonn_ @AnnaVonhoene get back here and unlike this tweet, I thought you didn’t even like salads

[Zoë @zozzlek]

@matthewnelsonn_ no

[Zoë @zozzlek]

trying to think of a crime so heinous and out of the ordinary that they reopen Alcatraz for me. ideas welcome

[Zoë @zozzlek]

Ashton Kutcher Christmas. Like for more details

[Zoë @zozzlek]

@CaucasianJames the Chickfila that I work at. I’ll let you drive doughnuts in the parking lot in my car or something

[Zoë @zozzlek]

I smell way too good to feel like this

[Zoë @zozzlek]

“Yeah and he’s super Christian apparently”
“It’s always the guys with super long hair”
“Yeah it’s like they wanna be jesus or something”
-@JuliaKirsch1
bro

[Zoë @zozzlek]

@jpegs_files yeah. how many micro chips are in that bong ?! that’s what I thought

[Zoë @zozzlek]

@jpegs_files I don’t like this thought

[Zoë @zozzlek]

@BatemanKat #TikTok https://t.co/i7x3FTbP9H

[Zoë @zozzlek]

do you know what it’s like to be a liberal 20 year old woman who likes milk? No? Well it’s lonely

[Zoë @zozzlek]

wtf do you think I do all day @JuliaKirsch1

[Zoë @zozzlek]

Alcohol speed walk make me feel warm

[Zoë @zozzlek]

@JuliaKirsch1 @McDonalds