Kat Bateman

[Guoliang (Greg) Liu @GregLiu_VT]

For me, writing a paper takes years. Being a bit frustrated, I went to grow radish, and it took months. I guess no good job can be done in haste.

[Kat Bateman @BatemanKat]

#NewProfilePic

[Kat Bateman @BatemanKat]

if drake wanted to drunk me ive already been drinking?

[Kat Bateman @BatemanKat]

what if every time you go through the eisenhower tunnel you enter a different dimension

[Zoë @zozzlek]

women don’t lie

[Zoë @zozzlek]

Rumor has it Jeff Bezos has been roaming around personally punching small business owners in the face

[Kat Bateman @BatemanKat]

growing a mustache is the guy version of getting bangs

[Kat Bateman @BatemanKat]

@ZoeKirsch toey

[Kat Bateman @BatemanKat]

@foreignbrownboy wilmer sucks

[Kat Bateman @BatemanKat]

@calamarischiff what if you are 5’7

[Zoë @zozzlek]

Margarita Monday’s
Tequila Tuesdays
Wine Wednesday’s
Thirsty Thursdays
Freaky Fridaze
Sloshy Saturday’s
Self Care Sunday’s😌

[Kat Bateman @BatemanKat]

@ZoeKirsch twitter war on.

[Kat Bateman @BatemanKat]

@elijahwood, my friend @ZoeKirsch is your second cousin, she said she thinks you’re in one of the hobbit movies.

[Daddy Detters @kingdetter]

@ZoeKirsch's anthem is TOES by DaBaby

[James @CaucasianJames]

bro come over we’re making spaghetti

[Kat Bateman @BatemanKat]

@ZoeKirsch picks her nose and then puts her fingers in her mouth

[Kat Bateman @BatemanKat]

@ZoeKirsch this is no joke...

[Kat Bateman @BatemanKat]

@ZoeKirsch literally has 11 toes