Boris

Weekdays 2-6pm on 106.7 Z-Rock out of Chico CA. Creating this Twatter for excess brain diarrhea. Sorry in advance.

[Boris @zrockboris]

@corinnadelgado I am too stupid to figure this one out 😅

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@pseudopseudo @writejessr Especially since they're against the usurpers............who knocked us out. 😶

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Fantastic 💀https://t.co/VNLXleh8vk

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@hipsterocracy This makes me want to dig up the Jack’s Comedy Cast we did. I think you were 3-4 years in at that point and already had a lot of great experiences. Congrats fella!

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Kings game is BRUTAL…

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Just texted someone “go tit” instead of “got it” so we’ll see how my reputation has withered over the years based on the reaction…

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Xfinity is down in Chico so I was watching old episodes of the Critic (one of my favs of all time) and looking at the credits it says @JuddApatow was a consulting producer? Friggin had his fingers in UHRthang. It also said @TomBrady was co-producer. Wrong Tom obviously 😅

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Man, today could lovingly eat my ass for a century and I’d probably still tell it to go to hell. (aka my ass)

#iamsosorry

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@pseudopseudo Plus no major new characters are getting introduced (other than Super Girl, and that’s easily explained away after the movie’s done). I mean Zod is the main antagonist!

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@pseudopseudo I mean, I think the answer’s obvious. Since the entire old DCEU universe is getting scrapped, this Flash movie’s whole multi-verse angle could be interpreted as explaining why everyone’s getting recast. Plus it cost $200 million vs $90 million (& C.R.E.A. M and whatnot.) 🤷‍♂️

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I would be ecstatic if you clicked on one of those spam “doctors encourage this to empty your bowls every morning” ads and the link just was a picture of an angry guy with an ice cream scooper.

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Ever want to experience the desire to drink poison? Just look at the replies to ANY @TheOnion article. #sadness

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@corinnadelgado I spent five minutes thinking of a witty retort to this but the best I could muster was, “so when I trip over my dumb feet I should feel brave?” I…….you……you deserve better. #shybravery #IHaveFailed

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@pseudopseudo

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@fatguykarate I shit wherever I want? Much to the chagrin of the 1/4 German in me, it’s almost 100% toilets that have my deuce desire. 🤷‍♂️

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@corinnadelgado I very much would like to watch this HR Dept argument in person.

“IT’S A CHOKER, DESHAUN. A choker doesn’t reflect the views of Cheesecake Factory.”

“THIS IS A CHAIN, TAKE YOUR SORRY ASS 97 PAGE MENU AND FUGG OFF, I QUIT!”

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There are a lot of opinions on today’s twin cable news changes, but when you want true nuance that goes beyond the petty hot takes of media discourse, no one makes you think quite like the Iron Sheik.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

FOX AND CNN GO FUCK YOURSELF

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@pseudopseudo Turns out unexpected body cavity searches end up being the fountain of youth?

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Countdown to 420 show at Mountain Medicine was lit. I also may have dropped several dollars after the clock struck 6pm 💀

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Shout out to my fellow 1:15am pee buds! (This sounded better in my head…)