Zstrims

[Zstrims @Zstrims]

@TheBonfireSXM @MrJerryOC Dear god please someone refer to him as Mr Bing Bong. He will love it!

[1776 Live @250YearsAgoLive]

Continental Congress HAS SIGNED A DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE! 

The UNITED STATES are OFFICIALLY INDEPENDENT from BRITAIN.

LIBERTY BELLS ring out throughout Philadelphia; the streets ERUPT IN ECSTASY.

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

6,800 retweets and Zac will do mayo socks

[Brandon @LibOrNormal]

Ben Johnson ROCKS Matt LaFleur after the Bears come back to beat the Packers 31-27!

[Zstrims @Zstrims]

@ohiotate Submit this to the parking spot please

[Zstrims @Zstrims]

@ohiotate @StoolAfterDark Used to live right down the street from this place and it is HARD to make it all the way through to each checkpoint even without handcuffs or a blindfold

[𓋹 @SadeekCreates]

Here we goooo… game time….

[Zstrims @Zstrims]

@PardonMyTake @McDonalds Nerd nugget with @JakeMarsh18

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

My new special is out on Netflix right now. Give it a watch.

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

TODAY IS THE DAY.

THE 89th MASTERS TOURNAMENT IS HERE.

[Zstrims @Zstrims]

@maxgengen23 I wasn’t going to join until I saw Angel Reese and Austin Ekeler are playing

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Black Friday: For the first time in the 100-plus year history of the franchise, the Chicago Bears have made an in-season head-coaching change, firing Matt Eberflus.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Matt Eberflus on the sideline watching the clock run out with a timeout in his pocket

[Eddie @EddieBarstool]

I truly don’t know how George & Poles allow Eberflus to get on the plane after that. A masterclass of incompetence.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Has Eberflus been fired yet?

[mia🪐 @deedayman]

No explanation needed

[Zstrims @Zstrims]

@ohiotate @JerryAfterDark @Blutman27 looks zooooooted

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Joe Rogan Goes Quiet as Dr. Casey Means Drops a Series of Disturbing Health Stats

“We are getting destroyed, and it's very recent, and it's accelerating.”

• “74% of Americans are overweight or obese.”

• “Young adult cancers are going up 79% in the last 10 years.”

• “25% of men now under 40 have erectile dysfunction.”

• “50%, now, of American adults have type 2 diabetes or prediabetes. These were diseases where there was 1% of Americans in 1950 had type 2 diabetes. Now it's 50% of Americans have prediabetes or type 2 diabetes.”

• “Alzheimer's, dementia are going through the roof.”

• “Young adult dementias have increased, like, three times since 2012. So early onset dementias.”

• “One in two Americans are expected to have cancer in their lifetime now, one in two.”

• “One in 36 children has autism now, in the United States. That was one in 150 in the year 2000.”

• “In California, where I live, [Autism rates are] one in 22. One in 22 with a lifetime neurodevelopmental disorder.”

• “Infertility going up 1% per year.”

• “77% of young Americans can't serve in the military because of obesity or drug abuse.”

• “Autoimmune diseases. Some studies are saying they're going up 13% per year.”

• “Heart disease, which is almost totally preventable, is the leading cause of death in the United States, killing around 800,000 people per year.”

“It's basically like all of us are a little bit dead while we're alive,” @CaseyMeansMD said.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Today is the day Caleb Williams greatness begins. I’m so excited

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

10/1 we take America back to the toilet.

Tim Dillon: This is Your Country premieres October 1 only on @netflix