Zach Thatcher

[David Gardner @byDavidGardner]

This is the best tiktok I’ve seen in months

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Engineering is true magic

[D. Diggs @98diggs]

why as a Chipotle worker are you telling the lady at the register I got double chicken

[blink-182 @blink182]

Congrats to the @Avalanche on their Stanley Cup victory 🏆🏒🥅🏒🥅🏒🥅

[Joshua Weissman @therealweissman]

I need people to understand that I literally do not care if you cook or not. If you like to eat, then you are a homie.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

did you google it before asking me? because i’m just gonna google it.

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Your early twenties are all about making some of the worst stir fry imaginable

[Zach Thatcher @zthatcher72]

@aj_sena Grilled PB&J. Absolute game changer.

[Zach Thatcher @zthatcher72]

It’s my favorite week of the year

[Zach Thatcher @zthatcher72]

Firmly believe this is why I’m a larger than average human being

[Ben Mekler @benmekler]

Gen Z will never understand growing up with parents who basically poured a gallon of milk into your body with a funnel every day because Big Milk told them that if we didn’t drink enough our bones would go soft and we’d turn into pudding people and get kidnapped at the mall

[Tim Duffy™ @TimDuffy]

Morning coffee is for fuel but afternoon coffee is for the love of the game.

[b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie]

cdc says that men who wear shorts must adhere to a maximum 7-inch inseam. i’m sorry, i don’t make the rules.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I LOVE SPORTS

[Zach Thatcher @zthatcher72]

I will be spending the next few weeks listening to everybody’s Spotify top 5 in the most non-creepy way possible

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

turkey is the worst thanksgiving food

[paul rudd @philsadelphia]

literally how my brain is processing time this year

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Nuggets only play well after they've had their hearts ripped out. my toxic heroes.

[Zach Thatcher @zthatcher72]

@GoglioKyle @bizkit_simp @laziestchris What he really needs to be worried about are hot dogs and Heisler charts😂