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[hello world @seulpeunda]

when we’re eating pedos and i get to primetime chris hansen

[che @zukudere]

my Pedophile predator catcher can’t be This Cute!!! 😭😭😭

[what is merch site @dansenluv]

i think chris gets excited when predators mistake dan for his son. he revels in the misunderstanding, in fact

[what is merch site @dansenluv]

#primetime

[Remède / Ethan 💒 #camietwt @LOSERPHILIA]

Dan being hungry as FUUUCK for Mr Hansen’s attention

[🔞 operator (MDNI) @disposablefun]

[#primetime #dansen] it was begging to be made

[Frank @7athaus]

being attracted to robert’s chris hansen feels like this

[chris hansen moe moments @j2rpf]

When is Chris Hansen coming to Fortnite

[chris hansen moe moments @j2rpf]

I understand Chris Hansen I'd do everything in my power to make him my son too

[Remède / Ethan 💒 #camietwt @LOSERPHILIA]

#primetime

[renee @cronenburgerr]

when chris gives his bracelet to dan and tells him “you’ll grow into it”

[🔞 operator (MDNI) @disposablefun]

[#primetime #dansen] is the union watching…?

[che @zukudere]

@seulpeunda drools

[bei @yshtlr]

Forgive me Decoy Dan.. I have to be extremely perverted about you or else I will Die

[che @zukudere]

@liveleakgxrl hhdjdjs to be a fly on the wall as he scrolls through twt and then sequentially ao3 because that is something he’d do

[che @zukudere]

@streetoperators 👀

[che @zukudere]

ok my follower count shows 8 on my side and i have no idea who it is I’m sorry. I want to follow back but i can’t. 😢