zurk

[zurk @zurkowitz]

A Venmo reminder is just the biggest fuck you of all time

[zurk @zurkowitz]

People underestimate how hard it hits to call someone a buffoon

[⚡️uncle p ⚡️ @notableuncleP]

IF SHE DOESNT FUCK HIM TONIGHT I WILL

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@jimboknowlton Touch some grass Jimbo

[zurk @zurkowitz]

Such a fucked song

[zurk @zurkowitz]

Do you realize how insane you feel having itsy bitsy spider stuck in your head in the shower

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@jimboknowlton @bigjerp @BigMarkCocks A common man’s folly… never thought I’d live to see titans fall. Alas 😞

[zurk @zurkowitz]

The buck stops here

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It’s actually rag & bone but thanks anyways beast

[zurk @zurkowitz]

@elonmusk

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@bigjerp Cmon man you can do it

[zurk @zurkowitz]

I like to think that I’ve retained my luster thank you

[zurk @zurkowitz]

green day ass

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dropped so many “therein lies the crux of the issue”s last night for no absolutely no reason. absolutely unacceptable performance

[zurk @zurkowitz]

@burgermanders the whole orchard?!?

[zurk @zurkowitz]

Drop of the fire easy

[Big Fish @BigFish3000]

West Hills helicopter fire drop worthy of espn highlight.

[kenny @kiiLkenny]

When you get name-dropped in a 42 page lawsuit for being “respectful & professional”

[zurk @zurkowitz]

@CollinRugg @eloneagleman Unreal reporting Collin great job

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@_jackmcpherson @Spotify @bigjerp