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[A LOVE SUPREME @ALS_Fanzine]

INTRODUCING… THE MACKEM BEACH TOWEL ☀️ 😍

Due to the success of our classic FTM Beach Towels, we’ve launched a Mackem crest design. And to celebrate this, we’re giving away a FREE towel to a lucky #SAFC fan!

To enter this competition, simply LIKE this post, SHARE it and COMMENT below with your favourite style: Mackem or FTM?

*Disclaimer: Please be aware of spam/scam accounts in the comments. We will NEVET ask for your bank details or ask you to click a dodgy link. Be vigilant for duplicate accounts and check with us if you are in doubt…

🛒: https://t.co/Lb15alfpSA

[Roker Report @RokerReport]

We’ve got one of these cracking #SAFC ROKER PARK prints to give away, courtesy of @matthewjiwood!

Fancy a chance to win?

Simply RETWEET this post!

Competition closes 5pm on Tuesday.

[zuth @zuthh]

@ALS_Fanzine blue KTF

[zuth @zuthh]

@tokyosexwhale @CraigLadson Whoop, thank you :)

[Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale]

COMPETITION TIME! I’m going to give away these two test prints. A3 Vader to 1st place, A5 U-wing to the second.

To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick 2 random winners on Sat 31st 6pm.

Please do visit my shop https://t.co/AT6JWR2ojo

thank you and good luck!

[Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale]

Before these become totally useless I’ll give one of my 2025 calendars away here. (and one over on the Blue place)

To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick a random winner on Monday at 10am.

My lil’ shop https://t.co/AT6JWR2ojo

[deepa @imagineremss]

this might be the funniest question ever #onlyconnect

[Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale]

COMPETITION TIME!

Just noticed that the printer failed to attach the very last page of the calendar in the bottom of the box.

I’ll give this away today (rather than chuck it) Just RT and follow and I’ll pick the winner at 7pm.

My little shop: https://t.co/AT6JWR2W8W

[Ben Steiner @BenSteiner00]

I’ve seen a lot of the Toronto running community, but this guy wins.

[Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale]

COMPETITION TIME!

I’m giving away one of my 2025 calendars and a runner-up prize of a pack of Star Wars themed Xmas cards.

To win just RT & follow and I’ll draw tomorrow (Sat) 6pm.

There’s also 15% OFF in my store. Just use the code BACON at checkout. https://t.co/AT6JWR2ojo

[Douglas Cheape @CheapeDouglas]

Just bumped into my old French teacher. She asked me what I was up to now, so I told her I go to the cinema and play football with my brother.

[Dan Jackson @northumbriana]

I once asked for an espresso in a Greggs in Sunderland and the lady behind the till said (with some concern): “they’re just those little coffees mind”

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

Neighbourhood watch.
Probably my most popular cartoon. I can draw one for you if you like.
https://t.co/z0Hz0wfjQz

[zuth @zuthh]

@nhendo2 Norman says its the law that you can’t cut the grass before Easter #thelaw

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

I crocheted the very hungry caterpillar and all the food it eats if anyone CARES

[Robert Popper @robertpopper]

My new favourite werd

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

The French would have set something on fire by now

[☔ @Whotfismick]

my brain at 3am:

[Gerry McBride @GerryMcBride]

According to the small print on this kilo bag of Mini Eggs, a 'portion' is 8 eggs. 8 eggs. What am I, stranded on Mars? 8 eggs. They think I'm going to be doing fuckin meal prep with Mini Eggs? 8 eggs per portion. I've 8 eggs in my mouth right now and there's room for more!