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@RavensResister @MaryLTrump He hasn't. Hunter only wants to appear in public, and Gym wants to get him behind closed doors.

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@ElieNYC @MrCraigRobinson At least hornets aren't busy making honey inside your walls.

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@mcmansionhell Where's the horse's armor? Seems like sending the horse into a tournament wearing a crocheted maillot.

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@TheJ_T_ @smcfarlandmboro teenagers are not "little children."

Teenagers have sex. Whether you like it or not, and whether you're willing to answer their questions with facts or not.

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@BadLegalTakes Tell me, Pyretta, how does it glorify Christ to put your pushed-together titties front and center in your profile pic, just below your come-hither look?

We're just a little tangle of hypocrisy and confusion, aren't we?

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@AndyMLinn @ElieNYC And those who tie for fifth probably shouldn't turn their butthurt over getting the placeholder trophy for the pictures into a career in wingnut welfare, but here we are.

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@nekopog @zillowgonewild They had 50 gallons of gray paint and a sprayer.

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@AngryBlackLady I spell my name. I get people who look right at my last name and fuck it up. It's five letters! Consonant-vowel-consonant-vowel-consonant! At least three famous Americans with it! But no, they stick another consonant in there and turn it into a much more common name. Bastids.

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@ParkerMolloy Good times: Ari Fleischer: "Watch what you do, watch what you say." And the "reality-based community" spiel from the unnamed aide (probably Karl Rove). https://t.co/glqsr48ZRM

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@ParkerMolloy Remember that they fired their top-rated host, Phil Donahue, because he was too liberal and too soft on war.

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@epaktaeus @dieworkwear And you're scrolling Xitter.

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@oneunderscore__ Actual descendants of the Confederate generals have called for the removal of the statues (including a former student of mine and his father, both named for their ancestor). They understand perfectly well no one's calling for the extinction of white men, just racism.

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@ask_aubry Nice of her manager to put the evidence in writing like this for her.

Gonna make settling a whole lot easier.

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@joshtpm Now do Kegstand.

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@ElieNYC Don't give the job to anyone who doesn't have a darning egg.

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@noamb424 @AngryBlackLady @MatPDouglas Egypt didn't displace them from their own land.

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@noamb424 @AngryBlackLady @MatPDouglas Sorry, the blockade has existed since 2005. Since 2007 its aim has been to eradicate Hamas.

They've been crammed in there earlier, but at least they're not getting settlers encroaching on them in Gaza.

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@noamb424 @AngryBlackLady @MatPDouglas Who don't want to get sideways with the Israelis. They don't want the smoke. So, yes, effectively Israel controls the borders because Egypt values peace with Israel more than helping the Palestinians. They also don't want refugees destabilizing their country internally.

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@noamb424 @AngryBlackLady @MatPDouglas Tell me why Israel is an honest broker here, when Netanyahu spent decades propping up Hamas bc it suited his political purposes and personal ambitions. Tell me why Israel can be trusted to act honorably while being led by a man who tried to kill the courts to stay out of jail.

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@noamb424 @AngryBlackLady @MatPDouglas Try reading it. They've crammed Gazans into a tiny strip of land since, what, 2007? Over which Israel controls all the borders, all the electricity, all the water, all the exits. Aid doesn't go in or out without Israel's say-so.

And Bibi wants it that way bc it serves him.