aslan zebra

a slut for love

[aslan zebra @zyblets]

“beautifully shaped, but over baked” - things said on the great british baking show that could be also said about me

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JUSTIN LONG IN THE NEW ARI VIDEO…. oh she knows my taste in men too well

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experiencing levels of stomach pain and diarrhea you bitches could never understand

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my favorite thing is people who trauma dump in the comments of asmr youtube videos

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@tru_fru lady on a llama

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WHY IS THE AUDIOBOOK VOICE FOR KIP LIKE THAT?!?! #gamechanger

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diva checking ids at the dispensary wearing a fnaf shirt. i love her

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tiktok shop & amazon order arriving today. it’s 4/20. i’m leaving work early. it’s an alright day

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when my cats sleep up against me and i turn to sleep on my other side is that like flipping to the cool side of the pillow for them?

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now why tf my microsoft authenticator app codes are just not working?!?

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@lilbitunholymc @mileyworld @MileyCyrus Typhoon Lagoon performance! I was obsessed with that outfit!!

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why crunchwrap supreme taste stale?! 😭

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i would go to aruba expect the odds of me running into some middle aged fuck i used to work with is so very high. almost every one of them has a time share over there

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omg i can’t wait to watch the Hannah Montana special when i’m out of work but im not gonna have anything left to watch cause i can’t stop reading every quote posted on here 😭

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why on a saturday when i dont need to be up early i can just naturally wake up around 6am and not feel exhausted? but on a weekday when i need to for work, getting up at 6:30/7 feels impossible

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checking my bank account every hour hoping my tax return has hit so i can go to the outlets this weekend 🤣

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am i missing anything not being in threads? every time i go to download it im just like “ehhh… naaaah”

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what’s a job i can do that doesn’t require me to interact with other people

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Happy 2 year anniversary to me walking out of my Olive Garden shift and never returning. Cause why tf did they think they needed all hands on deck for St Patrick’s day?!

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hey how do you find a job that doesn’t make you want to kill yourself?

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already plotting and planning how to spend my tax refund knowing damn well I should put it in savings or towards my debt… but i deserve to have a little fun