Superman’s Pal, Andrew Carten

What are we, some kind of Andrew’s bio? he/him/his I like 3 things: Assassin’s Creed, spy shit, and sci-fi

[Superman’s Pal, Andrew Carten @CaptainCarten]

Just because you’re named exactly how J.K. would name a token gay character does not mean you need to agree with her

[David Leatherwood @brokebackUSA]

just two homosexuals (one slytherin and one hufflepuff) who unequivocally stand with @jk_rowling 🫶🏻

[Superman’s Pal, Andrew Carten @CaptainCarten]

If you give a mouse a cookie he’ll eat for a day. Teach a mouse to cookie you’ll wake up healthy, wealthy, and wise

[Superman’s Pal, Andrew Carten @CaptainCarten]

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[XBOX @XBOX]

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[Superman’s Pal, Andrew Carten @CaptainCarten]

Don’t have 3 hours to watch Batman v Superman? I’ve condensed it down to a digestible 20 seconds!

[Superman’s Pal, Andrew Carten @CaptainCarten]

I’m back on here for who knows how long and the only real life update I’ll give is that my therapist said it was a good thing that I was watching an episode of Doctor Who a day

[samol 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @SamolBilly]

Choosing to beleive he means cruise when he says "mom" because its funnier

[ulte. @tungsahurxtreme]

In what situation would you need to use this image

[Alex @baklavaxenjoyer]

seems like nobody is actually my friend

[💽 heather @C05M1C57R4N63R]

entering unprecedented levels of metal gear™ mode

[Superman’s Pal, Andrew Carten @CaptainCarten]

Oh yeah, I’m on the other site now btw. Gonna start slowly moving off this one in favor of Bluesky.

Once my algorithm is in good condition there I’m planning to stick to that one

[Superman’s Pal, Andrew Carten @CaptainCarten]

Watch Dogs Legion Part 1 by Sylvain Runberg & Gabriel Germain

[Superman’s Pal, Andrew Carten @CaptainCarten]

I’ve been telling myself that I was gonna make a thread of what comics I read to try to remind me to keep up with my comics so I’m gonna just start now before I forget again.

This week I already read all 4 issues of Creature from the Black Lagoon Lives by Dan Watters and Ram V

[Superman’s Pal, Andrew Carten @CaptainCarten]

Green Lanterns # 35 by Tim Seeley, Carlo Barberi, & Matt Santorelli

[erica @lizprker]

meanwhile this is clark

[Sam Winkler @ThatSamWinkler]

A streamer you’ve never heard of who wasn’t born before any of the Dark Knight movies came out is gonna buy this and hydroplane it into a dog rescue shelter and gain two million subscribers and a Prime sponsorship

[Justin Brannan @JustinBrannan]

They worked without a contract or a raise for 13 years. It's called back pay. They were owed this $

Man, if you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the workers and loving the bosses

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Bill Burr on how absurd it is here

[Man Carrying Thing @ManCarrying]

the children yearn for dastardly ne'er-do-wells to get their comeuppance from sweet bespectacled fellows in a slapstick manner

[star❔🧛🏻‍♀️ @ForeverRiddler]

they made batman forever for me so i would never be cool and i would talk about it for whole life

[DCU Updates @dcuworld]

Lebron James is currently reading Batman by Grant Morrison,Andy Kubert,Tony S. Daniel and J.H Williams