Zyn Pimp

My name is zyn pimp and I play for the United States of America #herbrooks #mikeeruzione

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@JarrodPike @tannerwutang Hey Jarrod. If you keep tweeting, it’ll make everything better. I’m a doctor so you can trust me.

- Z Pimp

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@MrOH1O 14-6 OSU. Don’t see much offense all around. Punt game. Field positioning game. Purdue will have a key fumble late in the game.

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@CarolinaBuckey5 @Ultra_BLV They could be face down in your mothers box and still win by 7+

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@Ultra_BLV You know ball

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@BDFITL @Hayesfawcett3 @On3Recruits @JamarBrowder @AndrewBabalola4 @ivantay2four1 @shamari_earls @AndrewaTmMarsh @jay_williams55 @Jwashington1k @kaden_strayhorn @BarstoolUofM You sir, are an idiot.

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Hey kids, don’t be like this kid right here. This is screaming “hey everyone, look at me. I have a small peen”. Brutal look for the game of baseball.

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@Tigerhawk_King @UIBaseball Nebraska is the shit. Iowa is shit. Big deference there, pal.

-zyn pimp

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@rwharky @UIBaseball In your ass.

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@Tigerhawk_King @UIBaseball You live in the state of Iowa. End of discussion. GBR.

-zyn pimp

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@TrishTheMiddle @Jeopardy Hey Pat, I ain’t no bitch. Fuck the cameras.

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I’d rather the producers roll out alex Trebek’s dead ass body and do a voice over for #Jeopardy than listen to this stupid bitch Mayim Balik open her stupid fucking mouth. @Jeopardy be better, put me out of my fucking misery

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Hey @FOXSports , this #SuperBowl Score ticker at the bottom of the screen is giving me a fucking migraine. You may as well come to my house, throw a flash bang in my living room and blind the fuck out of me because I can’t see shit going on in this game. Ridiculous.

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@WSURaidergang @NCAABaseball @UNISWAG @designlexie $30 to anyone who actually knows where wright state is… kings of the north my ass

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Want to stick your hand down your pants next to a warm fire. Good stuff. I swear, the owner knew every single soul that walked into this establishment. Just some really good stuff out of Cerrito and friends. Check it out. 7.6/10 -Pimp

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Something special brewing here in Menlo Park, CA folks. I raved about Casa Vieja in Defiance, Ohio and rightfully so, it still takes the cake. But here in Menlo Park lies this hidden gem, El Cerrito and let me tell you… it’s a TOP NOTCH Mexican joint. The kind that makes you

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@zynpimp @SouthwestAir Zyn pimp don’t want none of that gay shit on folks nem grave type shit. Fuck you @SouthwestAir

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Bunch of dip wads over at @SouthwestAir zyn pimp needs to go places. I’m always going places. But I can’t go places with a bunch of dip fucks whacking themselves off instead of getting folks in the air. NEIN!

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@BarstoolOSU @dallanhayden5 Cumming on each others faces*