Gas Hooker

My name is Gas Hooker, and I play for the United States of America. Do you believe in miracles?

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@11W We have to fire Ryan Day. The Game is too big of a moment for such a small man to handle

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@MrOH1O 6-1. Ohio State will score on the 1st drive, then fail to make the PAT, resulting in a 1-point safety.

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@CarolinaBuckey5 @zynpimp @Ultra_BLV Your mother is gonna be feelin good on this Friday #Razorbacks

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@CodifyBaseball G. O. O. D.

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@ohiowolverine2 @TracyJSmith13 What is an “Ohio” Wolverine, you asinine clown? Nut up and show some support

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@JonSwearingen @UIBaseball Incorrect. This deplorable tweet will only hinder their chances, because it cannot help. I’m sure the team will be betting on themselves though, regardless of the odds.

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@JonSwearingen @UIBaseball Attack the argument not the man. Don’t be a choch, Jon.

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@LanzilliCam Are we sure he’s not just missing his spots this year? Cockshot

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@TrishTheMiddle @zynpimp @Jeopardy Shut up “Pat”. I ain’t no bitch

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This #SuperBowl graphic is horrible. Taking up half the screen, AND it makes me want to shoot myself in the face. Unacceptable @NFL

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@pointofactionm I don’t have a business,Point of action marketing. Know your role and shut your mouth.

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@zynpimp @WSURaidergang @NCAABaseball @UNISWAG @designlexie Wright state? More like Wrong state. You’re the “kings” of a conference of 6 schools. Must be fun to lose a regional every year. Grow up

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@zynpimp TOP NOTCH PIMPY

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@zynpimp @SouthwestAir Zyn pimp don’t want none of that gay shit on folks nem grave type shit. Fuck you @SouthwestAir

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@BarstoolOSU @dallanhayden5 Cumming on each others faces*

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@RealKidPoker I make no mistakes Daniel
- Gas Hooker

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@theblockspot Samuel Block, you are mentally ill. The fact that OSU dropped 54 on them implies that Iowa defense is NOT best in the country, you silly goose

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@troberts2502 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH